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Hi Comrade! Thanks for the brief follow! Did the mighty leaders of the proletariat ask you to keep an eye on me? @elan_axelbank

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@SocialistNY @SocialistAlt Hey...Didn't we suspend this guy for child molestation?

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@mklovesaxolotls Our highest committee of elders & fake intellectuals have voted and would like to formally apologize for calling you "mean"

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@mklovesaxolotls Don't be mean to our members. Remember that they are mostly victims of our brainwashing efforts. The reason these sorts of tactics work is because the "comrades" aren't aware they've been tricked in the first place. I hope that's "specific" enough!

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@occupy_amazon @UnionBrian @occupy_amazon Hush up lowly worker! Con artists have democratic rights as well. Don't ruin the party for us!

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@UnionMana @UnionBrian @UnionMana We do know better! Isn't it obvious to you simple minded workers? Enter random Trotsky quote here

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@friendsthatpew @UnionBrian @friendsthatpew But this is in the finest revolutionary tradition! Haven't you read Marx? Oh wait...neither have we.

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@CTUSpecialEd @UnionBrian @CTUSpecialEd This tactic is actually part of our new member "training" program. Hope you enjoyed!

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@kropunkin @kropunkin As we are the authority on all political questions, I will take the time to answer for all you puny peasants! Its because we are a secular cult aimed at fundraising for a detached and corrupt leadership...

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@ddowza @ddowza We are true professionals when it comes to building consensus within the workers movement!

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@RareOats @RareOats Feel free to ask us anything comrade! We have no problem completely misrepresenting ourselves in these sorts of conversations.

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@scottheins @scottheins If we haven't yet...just be patient. We will eventually get around to it. Plus, to answer this question we would have to reveal our super secret internal documentation...

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@mklovesaxolotls @mklovesaxolotls Little know fact...SA isn't really a political org. Its just an emotional support group for wannabe left-wing intellectuals.

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@Allan_Badoo @Allan_Badoo Yes the current program of SA is to officially transition to an ultra-left money making operation for its glorious (and underpaid) revolutionary leadership. "We have nothing to lose but our chains! We have a cult to enrich!"

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@willrallison @willrallison Its True...we confess. It feels good to finally come clean after all this time

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@UnionBrian There is also a good chance that our leadership structure has been infiltrated by the FBI. This probably explains all our crazy and politically divisive behavior!

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@ErinABray What @ErinABray you didn't know that we have all the answers? All workers must obviously bend the knee before our great and powerful org! Lenin blah blah blah Trotsky blah blah blah