gay sisyphus

javi | professional baker | 24 | he/him | tejano | atx

[gay sisyphus @jweemsical]

it gets worse bro…… my girlfriend just learned about the prophecy regarding my fate….

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Bo Burnham is like Mark Duplass where the most fascinating thing about him is the absolute seething malevolence he lets barely poke out from under the surface, like a basking hippopotamus

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[Xsidi 🇬🇷🌈 @Xsidi_]

First pride month without Ayatollah Khamenei and Charlie Kirk 💔💔💔💔

[gay sisyphus @jweemsical]

@clownboytonk nodding or shaking my head as they argue their separate points

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

MY WEED LOUD
MY TACOS MEXICAN
FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
SPURS EN 7

[gay sisyphus @jweemsical]

@DstanfordHenry

[revenge mommy @pussyrifle]

Can’t believe the entirety of Stan Twitter discourse was explained in one tweet over a decade ago

[unholytrini 👁️‍🗨️ @unholytrinii]

some chicks have dicks, some dudes have tits, fuck the knicks, SPURS IN 6!!!!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i am developing a bioweapon that will mean the end of civilization as we know it and you can support me on patreon there are exclusive perks for supporters on there

[gay sisyphus @jweemsical]

if you’re a kkknickkkks fan in austin you have about 15 mins to get out

[gay sisyphus @jweemsical]

we carry the flame

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

ohhhh i get it now. its called chekhov's gun because you chek hov the gun

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

Gay frat they ask you to do the Judas choreography at the door

[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

Happy Pride Month!

[sophia @charliyuri]

she was being serious

[nama @nammtvvv]

happy pride month