Armchair Umpire

14th generation American, lover of sailing, softball, racing, fishing and most importantly my family. All people are equal, that’s my fight.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@iburnsteel @dbongino @KiloBee00Three It’s ok Bobby. You were lied to.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@Mojang please tell me you know about Kanzi the bonobo

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@44_trump_44 @mattgaetz @elonmusk Lauren Boebert

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@theycannothide @mattgaetz @elonmusk @AOC Lauren Boebert was a waitress who additionally has ged and is a millionaire.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@Butrmlkpancake @laurenboebert Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Not you Nick!

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@wholovesyamama @laurenboebert Himler, is that you?

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@the10senses @laurenboebert I love the idea that someone is paying off 100 million Americans.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@the10senses @laurenboebert Canada you moron!

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@andrexrobot @laurenboebert Robotskier, you are just so dumb. Which is great news. Otherwise you would be an evil traitor.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@cramer1776 @laurenboebert It’s a club. Dumbass.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@Ally_Sammarco @laurenboebert Like this.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@laurenboebert Oh Barb, Hon, that’s asking a lot. If only you understood why we hate him so much. I came here to wag my finger at your weird boss, Elon, but I saw your post first.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@MarshaBlackburn @WhiteHouse @elonmusk You have 3 houses.

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@laurenboebert I already didn’t want you as a friend

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@elonmusk So effing sell it you whiny baby

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@MarshaBlackburn What’s that Grandma?

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@MarshaBlackburn You are really looking old.

[Armchair Umpire @SoftballDadfan]

@tingamer250 @mrshelby101 @JackPosobiec Really?

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@smith_shel6411 @KevinCharron61 @elonmusk So the Nazis could have beat us to the bomb?

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@SherylCollmer @Trumpertarian @APR_Foundation @HelpStopHate Go south till you hit Mexico, and then keep going