Moist Oyster

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@jimineyslipity @HBigcat @RjNol Obviously they came before trees. They didn't evolve the ability to break down dead wood for a while after trees first evolved. You misunderstood what I said just so you could respond with some obvious shit, you retard.

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@interesting_aIl It's a fucking closet

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@HBigcat @RjNol Coal came from the first trees before bacteria evolved to break them down. Mushrooms have nothing to do with it and evolved way before that.

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@PupperNelson No. This is the ugliest dog I've ever seen

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@thysbe1 You can see the board from your side too

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@elia_mafhh Slop

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@darthmoll_ Build back better

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@TheProjectUnity Psychological warfare

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@kevinxu You bought a 1 year a $1000 bday present? It's not even your kid you fuck ball

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@IanEredita Wtf

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@AfricanArchives Yo wtf is this

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@Tesla_Optimus Good god Jared Leto just sucks so much

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@homemakinghunny @IchBinDeutsch_ @Apple It's not normal for small children to have smartphones.

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@homemakinghunny Your brain is broken if you honestly believe that the iPod is a requirement for this.

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@Awake_IL @Starbucks No, they didn't. Nobody knows that "majestic mint whatever the fuck" was Charlie's favorite drink. The customer probably wrote that on it afterward.
Also.. "No customer should ever be mocked or insulted because of what they order"? Lol stop being a pussy.

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@creepydotorg Wouldn't they be the same age in any photo?

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@linuxlover1969

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@mcpauld @gazgrey73 @basilthegreat I understand that you thought the UK was another word for England

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@tupacabra Probing

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@bbfeebeee With customers like that, I just ask, "What's your ferret's name?"