Clavicular asked an older woman how old she was, and her answer only made him flirt HARDER 😭
“I’m your mom.”
“I could be your dad. You want to feel 20 again?”
Clavicular told two girls they were both HOT, then had SIRI flip a coin to decide which one goes home with him 😭
“I need to flip a coin to decide which one I want to take home later.”
“Okay, so I’m bringing you back later.”
The girl cuddled up to Clavicular laughed at him for guessing her bikini print WRONG, and he had an excuse ready 😳
“You don’t even know what cheetah is.”
“I usually think about what’s underneath.”
Clavicular told a girl at a bar he wasn't the smart one, and pointed BELOW HIS BELT to show what made up for it 😳
“The head that got all the growth is down here, in my pants.”
“I’ll give you the best night of your life, that’s a promise.”
Clavicular made fans WINGMAN him before a photo, and the blonde they stopped was SADLY married with two kids 👀
“I want you to be happily married.”
“No, it’s like amazing for me.”
“So if your relationship ever gets boring, you know what to call.”
The girl Clavicular kissed on the yacht said “Okay” when he told her she'd be on his mind while he had s** with SOMEONE ELSE 😳
“I'm gonna pretend it's you.”
“And then we'll f*** for real later.”
Clavicular heard an OnlyFans model say she's scared of aging at 30, and jumped straight to her NEXT stage of life 😭
“We could talk about how to maintain your hormones in a post-menopausal setting, because that's coming up soon.”
“How long do you think I have?”