Soli

you’re gonna carry that weight.

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

"Whyfi"- a documentary about questionable wifi names I've come across in the city #yeg

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@Williesillie2 That was THE LONGEST fart I’ve ever heard in my life. Impressive. You should be proud!

[✦ rhonnie ✦ @ryonello]

maggie arriving at the apex games

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@Fresh #MerryFreshmas 🎄🌚❄️

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@omgbeandip All lasagnas are casseroles but not all casseroles are lasagnas, FACT

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@omgbeandip Can’t believe you’re hating on lasagna like that smh

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@GalvinAlmanza @nailogical thoughts?

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

Like, I don’t like Carole, but damn. If she can’t get better protection from this dude, with all her evidence and all her money, remember that the next time you tell a woman to “just go to the police” if she’s being stalked or abused.

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

no one:

Velma:

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@carleychykerda Yeah & what the FUCK is that?

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

Facebook & Wish know exactly what I’m searching for. All of their algorithms & data collecting have proved fruitful. I can now rest easy knowing that whatever I need is available for online ordering. 🙏🏼👏🏼

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@muleborax Could you tweet a link to the platform?

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

@omgbeandip I actually dated the grandson of the lady who invented the fitted sheets we use today, seriously, his name is Tyler 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

Tfw a friend constantly complains & asks for your attention but doesn’t actually value your opinion so they completely dismiss your advice

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

Me every time I ask a table if they need anything else for the night & their reply is, “Nope! Not even the bill! ha ha ha 🤪🤪🤪”

[jenelle @JenelleBnstr]

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Let’s play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius:
(Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

when you’re anxious af but still like to plan shit https://t.co/JIamPPAGNn

[Soli @SolinaAsterisk]

Bio: “The best things in life aren’t things ☮️🌼♥️♋️🌎💫 “

*entire social media feed is of things*