𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫

Troglodytitic Dilettante

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Don't meet your idols—better, don't meet anyone. Turn yourself inside out.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

being 5'10 isn't so bad because i'm 6'2 in heels

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Gleefully stupid some mornings

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Hand in a blender, what would you do with a gun pointed at your head?
You know who held a gun to your head? GOD DID

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Don't make me post what I like. I'm gruelingly trying to be optimistic even when I'm grumpy as shit.

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Dont know what I'm trying to say, but I'd soon as die there with ease.

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@ruffledsavior Ironically, they take a thousand years

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@roseromaunt THE—oh, nevermind

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@Thy_Tarnish @ptichushka I've noticed no shortage of the Book of Mormon

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@deftone20e dancing in the dark

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@c0micrel1ef Curl curl curl, I'll find you on the inner side

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@gimletmonocle @Czar_Of_Silly "My Annie ain't black, my Shamrock's green,
and I'll be begob if my shillelagh ain't Feen"

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

Redheads are the only ones worth saving— everyone else deserves to fight for their worth in an eternal battle royale.

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@gimletmonocle @Czar_Of_Silly Death, promptly delivered

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

we's BAPing out da bando

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@CougSupremacy @howlinghowler_ I didn't make the caricature, your own constituency did. Time and time again I argued against their over-simplifications, and time and time again they dug their heels. So like any creed at this point, I don't defend anyone and that's just how it is. Spend your time elsewhere.

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

@Yawnskie Dancing to the beat of the jungle

[Marie Ruiz-Vidal @RuizVidal7]

© Andrea Snædal

[𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐫 @SolipsisticMule]

The power's out and I can't find my beer—