Calm Onlooker👀

Watching, Learning, Growing.📍

[Oliver @olivercingl]

who is this guy 😭🙏

[෴ @goodoldb9]

i think about this so often

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[o9vee.🇳🇬 @lharryvee]

i will apply for role in your firm. you won’t respond at all but you will start sending newsletter.

are you people even okay??

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

😭😭😭

[TSIKI official @Tsikiofficial]

Your next job will overpay you and appreciate you.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

My mum just reminded me of when my primary school teacher called my parents and reported I was holding students hostage 😭

We received results on a math test & you know how teachers would humiliate people who did poorly? I felt so bad for them so during break time I rounded up all the students that did bad & refused to let them go on lunch break, I decided I was going to start teaching them math *by force* & some kids were crying that they wanted to go and play. I kept asking them why they wanted to play when they were failing. I even recruited a class mate to catch kids that escaped. Omg I was a terrorist 😭

Eventually some students escaped & went to report me to the principal 😔

[.mad-eyeMudiSIPIKIN @padawanS1P1K1N]

There is a tweet out there where someone said "There is a type of lifestyle you'll see international students living in the University and you just know their parents are the problem of their country"

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

A pretty girl. A praying girl. A peaceful girl. A very blessed girl

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Nobody is even talking about these children in the bush again. Ahhh💔

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[낮 @natanattda]

Capitalism ruins literally everything 😄 twitter went from daily ranting logs to just a tailored engagement farming app like ppl are just saying anything rn for pennies 😅