Somali TFG Gov

Welcome to the official Twitter page of the Transitional Federal Government of Somalia. One day we will prevail over Al-Shabaab and return to our homeland.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Thank you to all who are praying for Somalia. We are working hard in Nairobi to increase our staff wages with the extra funds. #Somalia.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

People of London please stop looting! Your reckless acts might affect the Foreign Aid Budget.

Thank You,

Somalia

#LondonRiots.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@ISAD26June We control all of the foreign aid. That's all that matters.

Money = Power + Respect

I can but anything I want...

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

“@jun26isad: Why should or does #Somaliland have to be a part of #Somalia?”

A: Because we need someone to blame for our continued failure.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@KhalidHaaji @dmohamed8 I want to be like the Sijuwu Somaalis. They are better than EVERYONE because they were born in the BEST country!

[HumanitarianWay @HumanitarianWay]

#SomaliFamine: Fighting in #Mogadishu a day after aid delivery the @WFP in its first famine emergency aid. http://t.co/XlHzUpq

[Nathan Collett @collettcine]

If many in #AlShabaab are not #Somali and one of paymasters #Eritrea ... Then no wonder they block #UN help.. Shabab want #somalifamine

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

The #SomaliFamine will never stop us! #VivaSomalia #VivaForever #VivaSpiceGirls #VivaScarySpice #Rawr. Long live #Somalia!!!

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@innov8ive Spoof? Is that the breakfast cereal they served this morning? No, I like corn flakes.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Michael Jackson we miss you:

'We are the wooorld ~ We are the chilllldren!'

Now send us some money you sympathetic infadels #SomaliFamine.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Please make all donations to #Somalia to my Swiss bank account: IBAN: 85322-4578-654422. Thank you from Nairobi. #SomaliFamine.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@DMohamed8 who cares about Somaliland. The donor money comes here baby. While you starve in Hargeisa I'm buying all of Eastleigh!

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@jun26isad @innov8ive Screw You! The hotels are awesome and we work really hard!

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Please make all donations to #Somalia to my Swiss bank account: IBAN: 85322-4578-654422. Thank you from Nairobi.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Pirates release American captive @alexisteara without ransom after complaining about 'the strong odour emanating from between her legs.'

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@DMohamed8 I have solved all my problems. I went from being a Moryan to living it up in a 5-Star Hotel on the @UN tab.

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

Why have the people of #SouthSudan invited the President of #Somaliland to their innauguration which has only been stable for 20-odd years?

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@voa_somali He better share the money with me. That was my idea!

[VOA Somali @voasomali]

Madaxweyne Shariif oo Raalli-galin u Jeediyey Somaliland: Wasiirka Arrimaha Dibedda ee Somalila... http://bit.ly/lWMcOq #Muqdisho#AMISOM

[Somali TFG Gov @SomaliTFG]

@Ozziyb @somaliland4life @somalilandpress @somaliarajo we don't want peace. Wire transfers and cash only please.