SomeGuyNamedGladwin

[milk 🥛 @m1lkmoo]

someone joined my jam on spotify just to turn my music off

[thandi coffiya @baewaqufiya]

diagnosed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[runpozi @Teeforea]

@KabeloMusic If I pay R850 for a Haircut Thuli P BETTER respond to my DM

[(INSERT BLACK CHARACTER) Deserves Better @GL2814_3]

It's gonna be called Maxamount and that's exactly what you're gonna pay

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

Your boyfriend's parents had to use a belt to get him to listen, and you want to use tears and essays?..

[Rio @isthatRioo]

reboots that actually cater to the audience of the original show>>>

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[kaplani @kaplanidouu]

ordered from the trendy cafe without asking for the prices first. they're melting real solid pieces of chocolate for my hot chocolate. It's over

[Retha_ngp @retha_1_]

No one is above the program 📍

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

haaland explaining how he’s on 600k a week in league 2

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[🇿🇦 ɹǝıʌɐXavier🇲🇽 @deadboyxavier]

Nigga wrote 25ks full name

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Stella draught beer is real quality. Easily top 3 draughts on the market

[Jefa 🧈 @ButterMamas]

I’m making the most money I ever made and it does not feel like it … I just cannot understand this economy at all