Officially Mikey Cooper

Bye y'all.

He/him. Pro-abortion access. Love and let love. Surrounding myself with smarter people. Intranet famous. Will ❤️ your cat pics. #TeamSoftG

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My @Uber driver just drove off once she saw I had a walker. My next driver wouldn't be there until too late. Got charged $5.65 to cancel that ride. And of course Uber has no live customer service and I got "Something went wrong" errors trying to open a ticket. So that was neat.

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@medus4_cdc So. Many. Times. 🥰 Took entirely too many decades for me to appreciate how lucky I am.

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It took nearly a month for @aetna to deny my claim because it lacked prior authorization. Now it's taking 2 weeks for them to reprocess it after I pointed out that the only prior auth I have on my acct is for this claim. Maybe just all the insurance companies are shitty now. 😔

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@medus4_cdc That happened with one of my molars. They tried to put the post into the implant and it just spun. The bone never integrated.

Said "hell no" to a second attempt because it's not visible. Decades later, I regret that decision mightily. Best of luck to you if you try again!

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Uninstalled Twitter from my phone for a bit, so using the web interface. Not sure if it's the keyboard or that the photos were of Yuki, but holy crap will I alt-text the hell out of kitten photos.

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@medus4_cdc @IanColdwater My kitten went from pure white to darker colors in the past 6 months. She's still got more to go, i'm sure. They told us to expect that with her so I think it's not that uncommon.

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@medus4_cdc Danke!

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@GraysonFoxx @Breezy_Curls @Jillhopkins @lovedoveclarke It's basically a pressure washer for your bum. 😊

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@GraysonFoxx @Breezy_Curls @Jillhopkins @lovedoveclarke I think maybe you're underestimating the water pressure it shoots out with. All the ones I've had, even on the lower end of the dial, are basically hose sprayers set to Jet.

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@ashleymcnamara

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@SD27J I keep hearing about a controlled release being done at PVHS? Does this mean kids will be boarding buses shortly?

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@itsmedanip @elchefe Absolute unit!

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@IanColdwater "Hey remember that time you peed your pants in second grade and kids started calling you Pee-body? Do you think other people remember that too?"

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@cherthedev It's a great look on you!

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@KR1573N @indextwo @medus4_cdc Get out unscathed while you still can. 🙈

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@_Brantone Contrary to popular belief, this is actually a nod to Lady Saigon.

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@aceCourtBot2 @kalico_ford @CNSabata @nyoombaroomba @stanzobrand @Yasyszcjosh @bnwkr @Orx_Army @TwitterDev Love that twist ending!

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@JenMsft Does Twitter have a new font because this is really grating on me, whatever it is. I don't even know why it's bothering me this much. On the PC:

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@JenMsft Are we talking frozen dinners or just reheating leftovers? I've had pretty awesome luck using 50% power and longer cook times when reheating last night's yumminess.

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@mattstratton I will now and forever pronounce pods "podes" to make that clumsy first attempt at rhyming work. 🥰