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♫Well on the north side of Chicago
Is a guy whose ego's swelln
And if u go up there
You better just beware
Of a man name of Alvin Yellon♫

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@fltnr317 @LukeEpplin I know. That’s what a phobia is.

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@timothypomalley Woah, now hold on. We don’t need to end the United States just because you think murderers should get to spend the rest of their lives being fed and housed.

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@Deadspin Ending a brown streak?

[will @willgchase]

she needed to suffer through the 2026 Cubs playoffs with the rest of us

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@LukeEpplin @fltnr317 That’s Islamophobic. I’m reporting you.

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@SenatorDurbin 23, so you have plenty of time to have your staffers make more tweets like this.

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@realtimsharp ::does magic stuff::

Look! I’m against aborting unborn babies and for capital punishment of convicted murderers.

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@SonRanto Here is another awful byproduct of the Cubs being out of the postseason. Danny now has more time to do his worn out virtue waxing philosophical act.

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@Bezner Congrats. I’ll file this under “Things someone online thinks”.

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@ChristopherHale Is this supposed to carry some sort of weight. He’s wrong and we don’t care.

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@cigarmike What happened to OJ now?

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@SonRanto There’s still no statue for Theo.

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@TheBlogfines Um…that’s how almost every team can be beaten in a series of games. Hold the two best bats in check and force the rest of the lineup to beat you. That’s not anything specific to the Cubs.

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@BornOnThirdCubs My dude, they led the NL in Runs, HR, OPS, SLG, and were 2nd in OBP and 4th in AVG.

September was an offensive tailspin, yes. But the team was offensively top tier for 4 months.

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@SonRanto I still propose that she’s actually been dead this entire time.

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@Keystone80435 Has anybody considered that maybe she’s been dead all along?

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@MadisonMessiah @JFree39 That’s the same amount of money they non-tendered Kyle Schwarber to save.

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