Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today
Playing fighting games in person: Wow, that was a really nice play!
Playing fighting games online: This guy isn't allowed within 200 feet of a school zone and it shows through his gameplay.
in highschool when my class found out i was a lesbian they didn't want to let me into the locker room with them during gym class so i said really loud "you guys are acting like you aren't all hideous" and then they all got mad at me for calling them ugly and called me mean????
before we met in person my girlfriend and I agreed we wouldn’t have sex until it “felt natural” so there was no pressure. and then we ended up having sex like 20 minutes after getting home from the airport
okay so i went to the queer club right? someone paid for me to get in. then the bartender bought my drink. then another person bought me a drink. then a lesbian was pathetically begging for my number. wow happy pride! now i’m watching deer eat flowers in my yard at 2am