The Space Age Party

About me:

*Without a doubt the person of the century -times magazine*

*He can have my babies -Rihanna*

*A compulsive liar -My therapist*

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing

[tomie @tomieinlove]

“Sir, the workers are striking.”

“I didn’t know we hired based on looks.”

“And on top of that, the general public is revolting.”

“Ah, those are the ones we didn’t hire.”

[Kai @_7sssX]

what do you mean good luck?? you need to get out of that town IMMEDIATELY

[Austine @theereal_one]

Restaurant music being low enough for conversations

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

I was wondering how the hell they did this but I should've known that the answer was just that they literally dropped him from a plane and set him on fire over and over and over

[໊ @sonohoor]

“my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” they had an ozone layer babe

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

this shit hard asf and would work on me btw

[Nana Ama @JustNanaAma]

There’s so much here.That someone on radio thought this was an appropriate thing to say to another Ghanaian, and no producer stepped in to point out that Ga is a Ghanaian language too. Then the social media person decided it was a good idea to post it.Were there no adults around?

[Magister Johannes Josephus @nassaujuan]

God forbid a ritual is ritualistic

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I’m not sure he’s right for the role (I believe the character is a young woman?) but nonetheless this is very progressive casting

[A Slice Of Alan🍑 @ASliceofAlan]

Buried like a 🤴

[One Wahala After The Other @Kayy_ZA]

Nobody fumbled me. I’m a wicked woman. They escaped.

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

April gave us two long weekends, please don’t disrespect

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Doing this and putting laxatives inside “no” >>>🥺

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

Lucasfilm are about this [🤏] close to greenlighting a Darth Vader movie starring Hayden Christensen and it WILL be awful and it WILL make 2 billion dollars