dan elliott

Saw Elvis live in 1976, Touched the Fourth Wright Flyer. Met Clement Greenberg.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

This is literally the shawshank redemption plot. Oh, Andy.

[CantStopPoppin @CantStopPoppin]

Taylor Farms Uses Incarcerated Labor at $1.25 an Hour, State Gets $4.75

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Just don't get them wet.
😉

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Trump is spending $20 million to give ICE electric shock gloves.

MAGA loves screaming, "They're wearing masks so you can't dox them!" Is that why they'll be wearing the shock gloves too? So their soft little hands don't get doxxed?

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

The garter belt is a nice touch.

[CantStopPoppin @CantStopPoppin]

Security footage from an apartment complex in Herndon, Virginia captured an ICE goon sneaking around an apartment complex and slapping a tracking device onto a work truck. Where’s the warrant? Probable cause?

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

If your job requires you to handcuff a dead guy,
You're a loser.

[Morrígu66613 @AngelaLark66613]

This is why I hate cops
This is why I hate cops
This is why I hate cops
This is why I hate cops
This is why I hate cops
And the for profit only medical 'professionals' are just as bad if not worse

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

John requires you to say something like, I'm gonna need your name tag back.
You're a loser.

[Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️ @LeahRain77]

This is a really crazy situation that caused quite a stir when it happened.
A “Home Instead” franchise owner Jennifer Hannah in Illinois fired her seven month pregnant staff member Crystal because she was wearing maternity pants. After she fired her, she locked her in the office, and would not let her go because she wanted her identification card back .

Here is Jennifer on the phone with cops asking them to come because she’s afraid of her employee who she has locked in her office with her. The arrogance of this woman is off the charts. Crystal, the former employee is having a panic attack, and begging the owner to please let her out. When police arrived Crystal needed medical attention.
She finally let Crystal out when the police told her that she was not allowed to imprison anyone on the premises.
Jennifer Hannah was served a summons, and had her Home Instead franchise taken away from her by the parent company.

Home Instead issued a statement emphasizing they "do not condone behavior that is inconsistent with our values" and took the incident "very seriously"

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

You think that's bad, you should see how he makes donuts.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

What the hell is Pete Hegseth actually doing?

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

They're having their annual fall sale at army navy surplus!

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

ICE is getting electric shock gloves. I guess it's tough to fight grannies, beat up women, and shoot Americans in the back.

No other agency has the gloves or the masks. The reason ICE is the only law enforcement agency in masks is because they aren't there to enforce the law.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Trump secretly transferred from Air Force One in Turkey, via an airport catering truck/container, while leaving his staff and the press behind as decoy human shields. Because a country with no air force or navy that we’ve already beaten 40 times threatened him.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

What was that about female cops again?

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

Female officer ran away as a man destroys her car and threw a stone at her

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Being mean is the whole point. These assholes get off on it.

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

🚨 ROCKTON, ILLINOIS: 8-MONTH-OLD FRENCH BULLDOG COLLAPSES AND DIES FROM EXTREME HEAT WHILE UNDER AN OFFICER’S WATCH - OWNER PLEADS FOR OVER 30 MINUTES FOR HELP

On a hot, 97-degree day, Collazo Gonzalez was pulled over for speeding and detained for driving with a suspended license. Gonzalez stated that he did not know his license was suspended.

Officers detained him and instructed him to call a family member for a ride because his vehicle was going to be towed.

We requested all camera footage through an open records request to find out exactly what happened next.

The result was a clear message from Rockton PD to me and my team:

“You’ll only get what we want to send you.”

They redacted nearly the entire written report. They also redacted very strange portions of the bodycam footage, including a portion where, allegedly, Gonzalez’s aunt was telling the officer over the phone to at least give the dog some water. She also told the officer, “The dog is gonna die if they don’t do anything.”

There were other portions of the bodycam footage that were redacted as well.

Gonzalez was pulled over at 12 : 40 pm. When he was pulled over, Kody, his 8-month-old French Bulldog, was already panting.

When officers removed Gonzalez from the vehicle, they left Kody inside the non-running car for more than 20 minutes. During the process, Gonzalez asked if they could please put Kody in one of their police cars.

He was ignored.

At 1 : 02 pm, Kody was finally placed in the back of the police vehicle with Gonzalez. The AC was not on.

When one of the female officers came to check on them, Gonzalez begged her for air. She turned on the air, but it was not cold.

For the next 15–20 minutes, you can see Kody in visible distress. I have looked over every minute of this footage. And I cried.

I haven’t cried watching bodycam footage in a long time. This made me cry.

And if anyone wants the file, I’ll happily provide it.

Then, approximately 30 minutes after being placed in the back of the hot police vehicle, another male officer finally comes to speak to Gonzalez.

This is the footage I’m showing here. 👇

He listens as Gonzalez pleads with him over and over again while he stands there and doesn’t budge to help.

In additional footage, you can see Gonzalez, with his clearly distressed dog, attempt to head toward a nearby house to get water. He is stopped by the officer so they can read off his citations.

All while there appears to be no urgency for Kody.

They then offered to drive Gonzalez several minutes to a nearby convenience store - not an emergency vet.

And in this footage, they REDACTED anything said about the emergency involving Kody, but the sound came back in when they were discussing Gonzalez’s citations.

I will share another video in the thread with more context regarding this.

Unfortunately, Kody later passed away in Collazo Gonzalez’s arms.

Gonzalez has retained an attorney and has actively tried to raise awareness about what happened to Kody.

RIP, baby. 💔

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Duck, Forest!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Difference between a staged assassination attempt and a possible real one.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Thanks for making this awkward.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“We never love anyone. What we love is the idea we have of someone. It’s our own concept—our own selves—that we love.”

— Fernando Pessoa

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

This is definitely going to be in the next James Bond movie. 007

[Rocket Lab @RocketLab]

Introducing GHOST.

We’ve mastered the art of building launch sites. Now we’re making them deployable worldwide.

GHOST = Global Hypersonic & Orbital Spaceport Technology. A containerized, deployable launch site system that enables Electron and HASTE launches anywhere, anytime.

Missile defense. Responsive launch. Sovereign launch capability. Delivered where it's needed most.

Coming soon across two pads in Alaska in 2027.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Usher? Like in a movie theater?

[Jai, First of Her name, The Frogslayer 🐸 🗡️ @DreadedJai]

We don’t hate rich people enough

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Wal-Mart! Who knew?

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Hey Walmart...Poor form. Good ol' capitalism must punish kindness.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

https://t.co/YHniTMDcBr

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

It looks like she's trying not to vomit from the smell.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

She had one job.

But not even this lovely young woman (who held her stomach for reasons totally beyond my understanding) could keep NeckPussy Von Snoozefuck from falling asleep. I guess bringing in a 13-year-old would’ve been too risky??

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Charged the train with resisting arrest.

[Duck Supremacist @FreeDuck5]

Get rekt!

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

BTW Santa 🎅 is dead.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

No, it’s not.

[dan elliott @SpaceXToaster]

Hurt Locker?

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

What the hell did she think was going to happen? 😭