Adam Spackman

Every sports team I cheer for is doomed to fail. Fact

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

@NHLFlames Unfortunately birthday girl with the yellow sign left broken hearted 💔😭

[Braydon Epp @BraydonEpp]

Props to the guy at the top for hanging in there against @JohnCena

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

@TimHortons quality control is flawless.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

April Fools’ Day is the day people critically evaluate everything they read on the internet before accepting it as the truth. Funny because that should be an every day thing.

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

There is a special place in hell for people who don’t put away their carts in the Costco parking lot. You just walked 6 laps of the store waiting to get a free sample of vegan queso but NOW you’re too tired to walk 20 ft and be a decent human?!

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

@dylpurcell @krissy_dawn

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

@krissy_dawn @dylpurcell Wordle 282 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks Dillon.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Two years ago, we lost a legend.

Mamba forever 💛💜

[DAZN Canada @DAZN_CA]

Better look at Antonio Brown’s meltdown 😳

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

You want to see how much this win and this moment meant to Gardner Minshew?

This is @GardnerMinshew5 after the game with an emotional moment with his dad, who tries to make it to every one of his games
🔥🔥❤️❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No one:

The Lions every single week:

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

Sean Payton selling Odell on Siemien

[Chris Walder @WalderSports]

It was widely considered to be a four-man NBA Draft with Cunningham, Green, Mobley, and Suggs. The Raptors were in a truly envious position to simply select the prospect who'd fall into their lap.

They didn't, though. They selected Scottie Barnes.

And so far ... unbelievable.

[Brooklyn @Brookie425]

BRB crying about Ertz being traded again.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Eagles need Wentz to play 75% of the snaps or 70% w/ a Colts playoff birth for the conditional 1st round pick.

So naturally Wentz is gonna come back like week 4, play 69.9% of the snaps, and win Super Bowl MVP. Bc that’s how this universe works.

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

@TimHortons just crushing the breakfast game.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is bullshit! Fix the feed!!!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Can’t get a connection to see @joeyjaws break a world record?!?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Cash the Over 73.5. Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time!

[Adam Spackman @SpackmanAdam]

Hey @TSN_Sports how do you lose your feed twice in the premiere sporting event of the year??? That’s the @NathansFamousCA hot dog eating contest if you were wondering.