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@Jaredhowe @WarMonitor3 There has been a US military base in Greenland since WW2.

The island is completely safe from foreign threats OTHER than the United States.

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@parzr1 @sirDukeDevin Not sure if you noticed that there are terrible results right now without a supermajority.

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@dana_bndana @realJennaEllis My kid was sent home from school in March of 2020 and learned from home in 20-21 as well.

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@SFSportsAndTech @realJennaEllis @DOGE The deficit for FY 2025 is currently projected to be 1.9 TRILLION.

How do you get a surplus out of a recession, which will be declared in a few months.

Everyone lost this election but your team doesn't know that yet.

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@504CNM @JoJoFromJerz Those trillions are mostly donated old equipment.

The US Government then contracts with US businesses to make NEW equipment which employs tens of thousands of Americans across the country.

Those companies then sell to NATO members that donated their old equipment as well.

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@504CNM @PhotogWildside @JoJoFromJerz Surely you believe this based upon actual evidence which you will provide, right?

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@jakemaster1999 @GuntherEagleman @Liz_Cheney You're serious with this list? LOL

None of those apply. ZERO.

Show me an example of each.

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@jokertwothree @phillip_USA_ @Liz_Cheney What principles would those be?

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@banter44 @jgmac1106 @emptywheel Agree.

Joe won't stand for any malarkey!

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@ProjectLincoln Ronald Mcdonald wears less makeup and has better hair.

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@StephenM Is this a parody account?

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@realJennaEllis You believe this man an it cost you your law license and freedom.

You KNOW he is a liar.
You KNOW he isn't well.
You KNOW he is a BAD person.

Morals are what you do when nobody is watching.

I see you in public. I can't imagine how you act in private.

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@GeraldoRivera Holy shit!!!

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@endlibtyranny @HipHopPrez The real question is: Why do believe everything a liar tells you?

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@DylanFedericoWX That isn't reassuring.

I want to put my Home Depot Giants back up but don't want to take them down a third time.

Priorities!

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@greg_mcneal_32 @ZachCoveyTV Sir, this is an Arby's.

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@SnoozeButtonBen @bayraktar_1love The Hindenburg?

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@AndreBrash @RachelBitecofer From what I've read all of the recent polling out of PA is Republican polling. None of the highly rated independent pollsters have had any results in the last week.

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@WarMonitor3 Geographically speaking, this is the crossing point for three different continents to travel to each other. Controlling this area is obviously lucrative.

Throw in religion and it makes things way worse.