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[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

@tabithareneee if you'd like your memory refreshed, I can have our cousin send me the pic.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

@tabithareneee and what is your stance exactly?! A screenshot of your family post was passed around at grandma's over the 4th of July.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

@tabithareneee We do have Twitter here in Indiana! As many of you family members follow you... We see what you post about your "family"

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

I'm broke. In all the ways.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

I'm disappointed in you @CVS_Extra I thought I'd find the "Dad To Be" cards right next to the pregnancy test... #FathersDayFail

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Just saw a dude on tv eating a burrito... Great! Now I need one.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Bullshit, @McDonalds. I can't get a decaf expresso drink... What century is this?! It's totally unfair to us who can't have caffeine. 😔

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Some thing's never change.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Today is just turning into a shit show! When it rains, it pours.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Nice.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

do you ever stop and wonder if it's all worth it?!

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Just told me my bf if we break up, I get get the autographed poster! @billburr #biblebelttour

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

OMG!! I just fucking met @billburr!!! I touched his hand!! Holy shit!!

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

What a dream come true!! Still can't believe I saw @billburr!! Still surreal!! What a great show! Evansville loves you Bill! Comeback soon!!

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

I don't give a shit. I don't fucking care! Just let me off work, so I can go see @billburr!!! #BillyBibleBeltTour

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Can't wait for tomorrow!! Finally going to mark something off of my bucket list!! Going to see Bill Burr in Evansville. #BillyBibleBeltTour

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Funny how it's "unfriend" on Facebook, "unfollow" on Twitter, and "unable to form any kind of meaningful relationship" in real life.

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Old enough to remember when a "butt licker" was an insult and not the cool new thing to do

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

I'm not going to eat any of those cinnamon rolls!! (That was two cinnamon rolls ago.)

[MJ @Spanky_Jane]

Normally I'd be pumped about seeing @Avengers #AgeOfUltron but I'm more excited to see @billburr! #BillyBibleBeltTour Can't fucking wait!!!