The Spiffiest Griffin

Account run by a fancy griffin in a tophat and tailcoat. RTs are retweets. Likes are not necessarily things I like.

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Eh

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Sigh

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@notcapnamerica Went into movie saying “We need to bring back Intermissions” and left it saying the same thing.

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@pantsdavies1980 @yrfatfriend I have an ex I could TOTALLY see doing this. He’s old enough that he’s probably married to someone at this point, and damn do I feel sorry for any poor woman he’s tricked into dating him let alone marrying him…

[Meg: Under Construction @meghanttucker]

'We're having lasagna for dinner'

(silence)

'Because, Brandon, if I'm gonna plan it, shop for it, cook it and then clean up after it, then I'm OK with fucking choosing it, to be honest. Is that a problem?'

This wife on the phone with her husband at the commissary is my Goddess

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@OelScott @Original_Geezer @KameronBennett It's got the grippy socks on.

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@Dutchwouter777 @Anders3n @historyinmemes Where isn't the toilet?

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@nicecampaign @HillaryHolley4 Not the first time.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This thread.

This is so, so dumb. This might be the worst new Twitter policy of all time.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Unsuccessful GOP South Dakota state Senate candidate Joel Koskan and wife Sally adopted a little girl in 2010.

Koskan groomed and raped her for almost a decade. Sally pressured adopted daughter not to report the rapes because it was disrespectful to the family.

Not A Drag Queen

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@Redleg94 @Johnnypatriot64 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TheRaytedex @notjennaay85 @Johnnypatriot64 Dyrim

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@hellystia @RocCalli @ask_aubry I’m glad you’re free now, ❤️

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@tnsipla @RocCalli @ask_aubry Yeah, I thought the same thing. She’s saying it nicely, but she 100% thinks OP is unable to care for his own children.

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@ArtStuffSteph1 @ask_aubry Hot damn, 0-lunatic in one Tinder. 😮‍💨

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@MollyJongFast He’s not though. He’s just some irrelevant douchebag again.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

They honestly don't see women as humans.