Spike The Dragon

An unpaid assistant, if you visit the Ponyville library, you'll see me there, unless I've snuck off to the boutique. Ask me:

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Today I decided that Applejack is actually a cooler pony than Rainbow Dash.
Don't tell Rainbow Dash.

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@hyenari62936969 Looks awful but hilarious!

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@hyenari62936969 What about the other villains?

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@ShiningArmorRGC @LunaMoon0v Is she your... What's the name... "Sugar mommy"?

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@madeofcandyy Equestria would be a better place with Rarity in charge.

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@ShiningArmorRGC Oh, I'm terrible at guessing, let me think... was it Blueblood?

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@TheAlpaca21 Pure, raw dragon power! And in the future, that effort will transform into pure muscle!

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@TheAlpaca21 There are too many idiots who squander a golden opportunity like that... Rarity deserves more appreciation and attention! Well, there's another idiot who doesn't deserve her!

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@Twilightstar126 Pinkie has been teaching me! She also told me that Discord was good at it too, but... I don't want him as a teacher, that wouldn't end well.

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Do you ever feel like your life is a show and that you aren't even the protagonist, but rather a supporting character?

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@canterlotprince She wouldn't hit anyone, and even if she did, she would do it with great love and care!

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@ArtOfTHEDreess So true! SO TRUE! No one reaches your level, you're the best!

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@TheAlpaca21 I saved him the trouble of getting rejected! believe me, Rarity wouldn't have shown him any mercy, it's better this way.

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@realism_cynical You did much worse things for Shining Armor, so I believe you.

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@madeofcandyy Yes.

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@SerinaPlays @realism_cynical Twilight and specially Celestia are the ones to blame! Hahaha!

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@Twilightstar126 @acertaindash @BrightMac_Apple @Apploosajack @FlutterShyinMLP That’s right, love transcends time and worlds, very true and real words from a very intelligent princess.
Very happy for my friends!

[🎭 Maud Pie 🪨 @MLPMaudPie]

@SpikeDragon2010 Sure.

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@MLPMaudPie If you find any "boring gems" instead of "cool rocks", can I.. can I eat them?

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@madeofcandyy I wish I had a moustache like that mysterious pink pony