Spilled Brandy

trapped in Midwest suburbia please send help

[Olivia Bardo McMillen @olivia_bardo]

My face when Hulu ends their #Oscars livestream after Sean Baker encouraged audience members to go back to movie theaters instead of relying on streaming services.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Good luck to all the Oscar nominees.
And remember…

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ new 5SOS fan @DirtySweetStyle]

Hey y'all remember when the abortion ban came down and we said queer rights and free access to birth control were gonna be next? And everyone said we were overreacting?

...y'all remember that?

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

As a hairstylist, the week before Thanksgiving got me driving home in complete silence just 😵‍💫

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Bitch please, but more importantly, bitch thank you and bitch you’re welcome.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

If you have a "favorite politician" you need to know that's super weird.

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

I really need to stop making plans in my 🧚follicular phase🧚that are supposed to take place in my 👹luteal phase👹

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

I found out my friend knew something I forgot to tell her so I told her and pretended that I didn’t know she already knew and she pretended like it was the first time she was hearing it and we will probably both just take that to our graves.

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

My friend last night said “I really would enjoy not having a plant to take care of” and I think we’re finally recovered from Covid.

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

If this is true I’m not surprised because THE CALL IS ALWAYA COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[Taylor Ashbrook @taylor_ashbrook]

Harrison Butker hooked up with a male cheerleader when he was in college at Georgia Tech????? I AM LIVING FOR THIS SCALDING HOT TEA 🤭

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s teammate needs a new PR team

[Ashley Herd @Managermethod]

Glad Harrison Butker said the quiet part out loud so others can see how selfish attempts to take away from others’ moments are received.
Even more glad his mother didn’t listen to advice like this when she was graduating Smith College and becoming a physicist in oncology.

[Linda™ @Lindellions]

for no reason what so ever here’s harrison butker eating absolute shit 🫶

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

That was JERMAINE DUPRI? I thought that was CeeLo Green 💀

[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

Periods need to be 45 mins max. Dispel the underutilized egg and get tf out my face

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Every girl has a special lil voice she uses to imitate stupid guys

[sarah @heavenbrat]

happy july!!!! i hope summer treats u gently & u meet more people and do more things that make u glow w happiness & sit under the sun and rest ur lil heart away

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

@credenzaclear2 @om_eye_goodness This isn’t just a “god guy” this is just a man that loves you

[Spilled Brandy @SpilledBrandy]

Any spot is a parking spot when you have hazard lights.