Owen

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Rodri won the World Cup Golden Ball without registering a SINGLE G/A.

[Speedline @speedlne]

Do you noticed that Nico Williams was only able to make the assist because Nahuel Molina’s push helped him reach the ball.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[Owen @SpoiltAdult]

@FGimara @FPcitymarathon @TheGuluMarathon @FastnFurious40 @FCTooroqueens

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

The only difference between taking a risk and being stupid is the result.

[Mo-mudi 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @moemudi01]

Apple tells you your storage is full so you'll pay for iCloud. It's not full. It's 4 settings you were never told about. Here's how to clear it in 10 minutes:

[FC TOORO QUEENS👑 @FCTooroqueens]

Day 2 of the expo

📍Boma grounds
#FortPortaCityMarathon
#thecountryqueens

[Dan @DippyDon_95]

I don’t think people realise how long 4 years is in football.

4 years ago, if the 2022 World Cup had happened in the summer then Elliot Anderson would have just been playing in League Two for Bristol Rovers. This summer he started every game at the tournament.

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

[FC TOORO QUEENS👑 @FCTooroqueens]

Come in big numbers starting tomorrow at 📍Boma grounds #thecountryqueens
#tooroqueens

[NUFC @HoweWayTheLads]

Bit harsh making him wear that sponsor

[🦅 @Chopmonie_1]

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe.

Not a single woman is asking for her love back. They're asking for money.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is pleased to announce Visit Rwanda as the club’s Principal Partner, Official Tourism Partner and Official Coffee Provider. 🤝

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

How it feels after making the first payment on a 30-year loan 😭

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Danny Welbeck has scored against Manchester United in 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 and 2026. The only reason he’s yet to score against United in 2027 is because we’re still in 2026 😭

[Netflix @netflix]

“You don’t do a documentary with a guy that wins nothing.”

MOURINHO, a new three-part documentary series, premieres August 11.

[d. @_312DARIUS]

I can’t wait for Americans to discover Champions League lol

[Carla @puarangue]

Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer comment une seule personne est censée réussir à travailler de 9 h à 18 h, faire 10 000 pas par jour, aller à la salle de sport trois fois par semaine, cuisiner des repas faits maison, garder la maison impeccable, passer du temps de qualité avec sa famille, dormir huit heures par nuit, lire des livres, apprendre des langues, avoir des loisirs, prendre soin de sa santé, être séduisante en permanence… et réussir malgré tout à ne pas finir avec un trouble anxieux ?

J’ai l’impression qu’on nous a vendu une image de la vie qui est tout simplement impossible à tenir dans la réalité.

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

England team trying to leave Mexico if they win tonight