Spoon 🥄

he/him

[Spoon 🥄 @SpooncerGagnon]

a group of college girls said they liked my daddy hat and then giggled and walked away and I think legally that makes me hot

[Spoon 🥄 @SpooncerGagnon]

@ayyyoungson @Ticketmaster @djotime happened to me too, what the heck

[Dee @figgled]

Not to be a crank but personal slang, turns of phrase and even idiosyncrasies like emoji choice are big cool parts of communication and it’s weird some ppl just won’t experience this

[Brass Bruton @BrassBruton]

@CogniCarbon GUI Lewis & the News

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.

[sarah @sarahradz_]

The kids today don't understand that a lot of cringe millennial stuff was done as a joke back then, like it wasn't serious. We really did fw Macklemore tho

[Spoon 🥄 @SpooncerGagnon]

@MBTA_CR anything on the 10pm commuter rail to Worcester?

[Spoon 🥄 @SpooncerGagnon]

when Spotify is like "here's your downloaded songs" and then you click on them and it takes like 20 seconds to load the list of them, what is that about? why even have them downloaded?

[Nintendo Everything @NinEverything]

Shigeru Miyamoto comments on AI, says “Nintendo would rather go in a different direction” https://t.co/3XfsYifiGD

[Noah Kahan Nation | The Great Divide 4.24 @NoahKahanNation]

🎥| Noah and Bernie talk about switching jobs

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Some weekends you enter knowing you'll be participating in the main storyline. this weekend i think i'll be doing mostly b-plots & a sort of recurring celebrity guest bit

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”

This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘Democrats Firing Babies Out Of T-Shirt Cannons’

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

The twist that the moon was actually the space station had child me HOOKED. The way this was so seamlessly done with so many moving parts and details in 2002 was unfathomable to me

[MBTA @MBTA]

Ferry service may experience minor delays through tomorrow, August 15, due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.

[Spoon 🥄 @SpooncerGagnon]

great app!

[H0lyhandgrenade @h0lysarthole]

At the end of the Olympics they should award three bonus mystery gold medals, like for the athlete that travelled the furthest, or won the most mini games, etc

[jaivin wylde @jaivinwylde]

we should bring javascript into the linux kernel