SpoonManDan

Game. Guitar. Golf. Repeat.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Bigfoot sightings vs. people who own fursuits

[Javi Lopez ⛩️ @javilopen]

PART 2: Handed my vacation videos to an AI for auto editing, and now I'm pretty sure I'll have nightmares for life 🤯

[SpoonManDan @Spoonman_74]

@SofaRacer Daddy's out the front door

[Melanie Balke @Melanie_Balke]

If you’re having a bad day just remember that the Salzburg airport has a counter for people who flew to Austria instead of Australia

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

A true classic of the genre.
#badgeographyjoke

[SofaRacer @SofaRacer]

Getting a MotoGP Bike off the line in these conditions is very much like making love to a beautiful Woman.

You don’t mind a damp patch at the Finish, but It’s not where you’d choose to Start.

[David Barnett @davidmbarnett]

Anyone remember watching V, 40 years ago? When the initially-benign aliens came to Earth, they subtly turned the population against science and scientists. And everyone fell for it.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Typing “kind regards”, pausing for a moment to consider just how livid you are… and then savagely deleting the “kind”

[SpoonManDan @Spoonman_74]

@CohhCarnage @StarfieldGame The blood of my enemies

[ZoranTheWizard @ZoranTheWizard]

Anyone else run strength/faith builds?

[UK Defence Journal @UKDefJournal]

The two year anniversary. ❤️

[Basic Ollie @Basic_Ollie]

This can’t be real 🤣

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

@NickAdamsinUSA Listen Nick, we all know I have fantastic milkers. I shall now change my name to Paige Spiranac (alpha jugs)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

doctor: are you sexually — [sees my Grand Seiko]

me: am i sexually what

doctor: [crosses out "active"]

[Dr Tasha Ferguson @DrTashaFerguson]

Regardless of surrounding context I reckon these are hieroglyphs showing the moment baby Moses is thrown in the Nile, watched by ancient Egyptians with the pyramids in the background. What secrets are Scotrail protecting?

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Designated silent periods should be a normal part of everyone's day. Talking to people, even when not unpleasant, is exhausting and significant breaks are essential.

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

Being British means being able to turn any noun into an insult simply by prefacing it with the word ‘absolute’. Including compound/made up ones.