Sports Dad

I drive me kids to sports on the weekend. I watch 'em and tell them what they need to do to win. If they win, I win. If they lose, look out.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@LiberalVictoria Oh fuck off.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@CraigKellyMP @UnitedAusParty You really are the Fuckwits of Freedom aren’t you?

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Get jabbed you contrary motherfuckers. You want a beer in the pub or what? Fuckwits of Freedom, you march for no-one. #FreedomRally

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

The Fuckwits of Freedom are out and about again #FreedomRally

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Fuck.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@AlanTudgeMP Oh Tudge. Please fuck off and leave education to the experts. Block me on the way out.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@suzandelibasic @AlanTudgeMP @theheraldsun Alan, you are claiming that teachers are pissing on Australian history. Why not condemn those who literally pissed on the Shrine? OK BLOCK ME NOW

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Tudge.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Gideon Rozner and Tim Smith are each having a cry-wank in the shower #Lockdown5 #covid19vic

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

He’s a pretty shit PM don’t you reckon?

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

The #BeetRooter is back. What a fucking joke.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Toby Greene is having a cry-wank in the showers #aflgiantsbulldogs

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

If you’re a toffee-nosed freedom-boy fuckwit you can start a sentence by complaining about unions and end it by saying #Homefirstsupersecond

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Didn’t wank on the desk of my boss today. It’s only 7.45am though.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@BernardGaynor Jesus visited me in a dream last night and he told me that he reckons you’re a fucken cunt.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

You hear that? That is the sound of Donald Trump having a massive cry-wank in the showers.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Trump hasn’t pardoned me. Fuck you Trump.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@mirandadevine You are a fucking disgrace.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

@realDonaldTrump @Mike_Pence You really are one massive fuckhead.

[Sports Dad @Sports_Dad]

Weather isn’t climate you horrendous fuckwit.

[Real Mark Latham @RealMarkLatham]

Another chilly damp start to a late December day in south-west Sydney.
Why isn't climate in the headlines like it was this time last year?