Spray+Pray Don

Managing Director, SPRAY+PRAY CAPITAL // institutional #crypto focused fund, trying to get rekt. We're not hiring! #bitcoin #vc #parody

[Spray+Pray Don @SprayPrayCap]

Guys, phone has been ringing off the hook with the #FTXCRASH meltdown, not sure if our clients funds are redeemable, or safe or not. How am I gonna explain this to our LP’s!!! New career incoming?? Omg

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@hlopez_ lol I almost choked on my Starbucks lemon loaf just now

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@BitPaine @dergigi never heard of him, is he part of the family that created hamburger seasoning? hoping he can still block me tho so I can post dat screenshot 😅

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@WSJmarkets lol

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@RyanSAdams oh snap

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@dergigi me. I put the “me” in memes x2

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I can neither confirm or deny if FTX / SBF called me / Spray+Pray Capital for an emergency line of credit... but I CAN confirm turning away Bloomberg & CNBC for exclusives, cuz I was super tied up at Costco

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@RyanSAdams *literally*

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@RyanSAdams well, we were legit at an IHOP having pancakes going through our crypto investment prospectus with a customer, louterslly mid-explanation of how our platform strategy was bullet proof with a certain exchange, and he showed me the news on his phone and then I straight up dipped

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@danheld probably on TechCrunch, around 2011 / 2012 I’d say

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I love getting wrek’d in NFT’s does anyone else?

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anyone wanna fork @dentacoin with me and niche into orthodontics?

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@gordongekko @100trillionUSD bruh, don’t overthink it. you gotta stake your NFT’s to farm tokens across a range of risky defi protocols, all of which generate yield for a new token, for which you will stake, to buy more NFT’s. Duh

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@PrestonPysh Kinda reminds me of Microsoft reserving the right to license their operating system to anyone when they did a deal with Xerox.

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I want to hear @saylor on @joerogan.

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@elonmusk dang, even MY memes are spicier

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@PrestonPysh oh snap no u didn’t!

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feels good to have been stacking those juicy SATS alllllllll year long during 2020

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@pete_rizzo_ in a few years from now, people will be remorseful about how they could have bought sub-$50k

[Bitcoin is Saving @BitcoinIsSaving]

Bitcoin is still undervalued relative to its fundamentals: freedom to receive, freedom to hold, freedom to send.

Fair value for 1 #bitcoin is $100 million.