SarahCrawford

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

Couldn’t agree more with @EmRusciano about g-strings. I personally spend way too much time trying to keep undies out of my ass, im not about wearing something that will give me a DELIBERATE wedgie. No sir.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

One of the best bits watching @EmRusciano is seeing the audience crying with laughter. So good.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@EmRusciano is starting now and I’m so excited I might do a little wee.

[Colin Allen AM 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @ColinAllenAM]

Sad to see so many bushfires around NSW - many Deaf people live in areas affected by bushfires
Why aren’t #Auslan interpreters provided for all news & emergency announcements about bushfires?
@GladysB @nswpolice @FRNSW @NSWSES it’s a BREACH of your duty of care - Equal access!

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaViking @STFUParents srsly, I felt myself snap a little. I'm keeping this screen shot as a reminder.

[Hamish Blake @hamishblake]

I think if you time travelled back to 1984 and showed them an ad for a "Roomba" they'd be a little bummed that's all we'd done in 30 years.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaViking @SoVeryBritish hahaha! Head down graciously? Look pleased? Who knows!

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaViking @CuteEmergency ermagerd!!!! So cute!!!

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

“@SoVeryBritish: Suspecting you've been overcharged, so making sure to frown as you insert your debit card and pay in full” EVERY TIME.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaHughes84 @DrMichaelMosley

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaHughes84 hahaha yes. Looks like a good read.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

“@SoVeryBritish: Panicking in a sandwich shop and allowing a distressingly bizarre combination of fillings to occur” @LornaHughes84 lol!!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wondering why you're not losing weight despite watching at least one dieting programme a night

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Running (at a pace no faster than walking) for the bus, missing it and carrying on the run for a short while

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

Passed twitter 101 under @LornaHughes84 's watchful eye.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

#howdoicouch #zorro

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

#howdoicouch #zorro

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaHughes84 wat.

[SarahCrawford @SpudMe21]

@LornaHughes84 @SoVeryBritish hahaha I've upped my viewing to two per night, but still nothing. @SoVeryBritish, please advise.