James Spooner

Temporary IT specialist at Steele’s Pots and Pans. RADS class of 2010. Absolutely not a spy. Proud member of C.O.C.K.

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OH COME ON @dadwroteaporno

[James Spooner @SpyingSpoons]

Never leave for a field operation without covering your bits bobs and boobs with tactical cookware. @dadwroteaporno

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@BelindaBlinked oh my god you’re not a spy? I’m not a spy either! What a coincidence!

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@Alicelevine is Methodist acting similar to method acting?

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@FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno Hey!

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@AndrewLamb84 @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky As long as you’re naked while you use it you’ll have no problems!

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Do the employees at Steele’s still think I work in IT? I don’t believe we ever gave them the memo I’m a spy. Their internet has probably been down for weeks. @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

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@HarthaBaby @FlintstoneRocky Sounds like my apartment!

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@dadwroteaporno A one-day spy course at my alma mater and the most prestigious school of drama and stuff in all of Liverpool!

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Can’t wait, it’s almost alumni weekend at RADS! #royalacademyofdramaandstuff

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@dadwroteaporno Deploying my mini gas mask from my latest anklet.

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@nolifecrisis @hairmatch Excuse me I have a name.

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I always knew @BellaOrDonna was going to live. My infrared goggles showed a strong pulse.

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@NazzityNaz @special_one_esp @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky @BelindaBlinked @BellaOrDonna I had the clues I just forgot to share my suspect list until after she blew everyone up.

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Can we pause for a moment to talk about the fact that Giselle ground her teeth together while she had a cock in her mouth? @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

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@titch55787851 @dadwrotea @BellaOrDonna @dadwroteaporno @horsey2theduch - you’re welcome for my services in intelligence

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I swear I will not stop punching @BellaOrDonna in the heart until she is okay! @dadwroteaporno

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@dadwroteaporno I’ll never forget the time I fixed her office printer but we never had sex so she assumed I must be gay.

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Still scanning the parking lot for more corpses with my infrared goggles. #thoughtsandprayersforsteeles @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

[James Spooner @SpyingSpoons]

Beware classic hit and runs. You never know when someone will try to blow you up. @dadwroteaporno #pornoday