TheSpecialOne

MY NAME IS GISELLE MAARSCHALKERWEERD DE KLOTZ AND I AM THE SPECIAL ONE. Business and finance; travel, espionage: headhunting. Yes, family:

[Des Martin Support Group @HelpDesMartin]

Belinda Blinked 5; Chapter 9 no context spoilers
#PornoDay @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky

[Gerard @GerardLdn]

Get him,
Kill him,
Murder him,
Assassinate him,
Homicide him,
Toten him,
Catch that Spooner now!
#mdwap #bisch @FlintstoneRocky @BelindaBlinked @special_one_esp @dadwrotea @dadwroteaporno

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

Oh ffs #pornoday

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

Love the passion of this colander punching hunk - Bisch could do with him on his team, might bundle him into a sack...

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

😡 https://t.co/urWFVR3Uyd Why do people fear progress? Colanders are wonderful things that are improving kitchens and shaving off valuable seconds of draining time worldwide! Don’t get left behind - get yourself a colander today! #jusdrainin

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

Classic Spoons 🙄 ffs

[James Spooner @SpyingSpoons]

@NazzityNaz @special_one_esp @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky @BelindaBlinked @BellaOrDonna I had the clues I just forgot to share my suspect list until after she blew everyone up.

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

Me, the whole time before my identity was revealed...

[@[email protected] @arthurascii]

Aren’t we all, in our own way, this woman.

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

@SpyingSpoons @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky I’m a talented woman, what can I say 💅🏼 old Georgie didn’t seem to mind, he still released his thick lumpy cum from the slit of his dick’s head 🤷🏼‍♀️ #pornoday

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

@NazzityNaz @SpyingSpoons @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky Oh Nazneen I expected better from you, are you kidding?! He missed every clue, let me get away whilst carrying the prof prof, turned up to the bomb scene half an hour after the action... Her Majesty ought to let him go, just as he ought to let Bella go... to heaven/hell ☁️

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

#pornoday

[idkˣ🍄 🐢 @twatwig]

C.O.C.K trying to resurrect Bella #PornoDay

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

🤷🏼‍♀️💅🏼

It is what it is @BellaOrDonna. Pop your horse riding gear on and go meet Nelson Mandela at the bar. Hopefully more C.O.C.K.s will be dead before I’m done. For all the supposed carnage in Bloodbathland, one death doesn’t seem enough.

#pornoday

[Bella Ridley @BellaOrDonna]

Still can’t believe @special_one_esp killed me, treacherous bitch.

[Belinda Blumenthal @BelindaBlinked]

Bella is such a fucking liability.

[Ed Spinks @EdSpinks1985]

The country may be in political turmoil but at least we can thank the Norse Gods that #pornoday is back thanks to the genius that is @FlintstoneRocky & @dadwroteaporno Who survives? Probably everyone! #toffeeapplechew #COCK

[My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno]

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[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

@BellaOrDonna @dadwroteaporno

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

@special_one_esp Roses are red
Violets are blue
I never knew I could love a horse like
Toffee Apple Chew
#poetry

[My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno]

Not long until #PornoDay now. Wanna know the chapter 1 title? Oh go on then...

‘THE AFTERMATH’

[Annie Louisa🦄 @anniescott42]

‘Twas the night before porno and all through the land, the Chardonnay’s chilling, the wok is in hand. All of Belinkers dreamt in their beds whilst visions of pomegranates danced through their heads. Who’s excited for #pornoday @dadwroteaporno @starlou75 #MDWAP

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

No, I can’t imagine, ffs.

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno]

Who survives? Make your predictions before we open book FIVE on Monday 9 September #PornoDay

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

@sfjbeardo What are you suspicious of? 🤔You’d be the only one that noticed anything about my blatant espionage, if that’s it!

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

I’m a bit busy at the moment with a pots and pans thing - but I did like the way you punched the hole in my colander 🍆 - perhaps we can hook up once I’ve completed my mission, do you like horses? 🐎 #pornoday

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

@special_one_esp Ms. Maarschalkerweerd De Klotz do remember me? You’re a difficult woman to track down. We shared a beautiful moment together once. I was the burly one; the boiled carrot in your colander. #drained #seconddate?