CraigMacLosh

Colander Puncher at Steeles P&P Factory Scotland. Passion for punching perfect perforations with precision.

[Des Martin Support Group @HelpDesMartin]

And we have our 2019 champion...

Toffee Apple Chew(a fucking horse), the only character “voiced” by @coopdloop is the best @dadwroteaporno character ever...sorry @uncleegor and sorry Bella you have been de(Teflon)throned...

HEIGH-HO TOFFEE APPLE CHEW
#PornoDay

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

😡 https://t.co/urWFVR3Uyd Why do people fear progress? Colanders are wonderful things that are improving kitchens and shaving off valuable seconds of draining time worldwide! Don’t get left behind - get yourself a colander today! #jusdrainin

[TheSpecialOne @special_one_esp]

Me, the whole time before my identity was revealed...

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

@special_one_esp Roses are red
Violets are blue
I never knew I could love a horse like
Toffee Apple Chew
#poetry

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

@special_one_esp Ms. Maarschalkerweerd De Klotz do remember me? You’re a difficult woman to track down. We shared a beautiful moment together once. I was the burly one; the boiled carrot in your colander. #drained #seconddate?

[Belinda Blumenthal @BelindaBlinked]

This man has been following my career as a very Influential and Successful Business-woman! I have achieved so much and delighted so many clients! #business #success #timepersonoftheyear

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

Colanders: Metal or plastic? #bigquestions #debate #somequestionscannevertrulybeanswered

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

The problem with sieves is they just don’t have the longevity of a colander. #jusdrainin

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

These people get me. https://t.co/28CAWhuvW7 #buffalomozzarellasolider #jusdrainin

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

Great work, fellow puncher! https://t.co/KgtByrup4S

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

#funwithcolanders https://t.co/3NYH9FtB2n

[CraigMacLosh @SteelesMac]

Colanders aren't just for draining water from cooked veg any more guys! https://t.co/Xq8KJGlaJJ