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If you stand on a milk carton and stare due East really hard you can see the back of your own head.

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Escaped from Tw….x.com prison again!

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@Egavaselpmis @EJ_Pockets @Braves Have fun!

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@Egavaselpmis @EJ_Pockets @Braves *you’re, but you sure showed him!

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@PastorAlexLove It is a miracle that your yacht is still floating. Happy birthday pastor!

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@KeithOlbermann @NHL @BuffaloSabres Kent I am honestly shocked that you remembered enough letters in the alphabet to type out a somewhat coherent sentence. Good work!

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@mmpadellan @PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Nice one crack head you gottem!

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@Egavaselpmis @BenChillingPhD @Gertrude260733 @JustMets26 @EJ_Pockets @Braves

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@schmiedsrr @PeterFitzenuPhd Sure, but would those Americans be able to safely use those services without that spending?

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@StephenKing Steve I know you are a famous director and whatnot, but it seems like it is beneath you to do engagement bait on Twitter. Maybe try writing a book or 2 instead.

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@mmpadellan

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@NRT_Stealth @JamesonPenguins @BBCNews He is done more with his life than you ever had is what you just said. Hope this helps!

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@WorldAndScience Nice try but that is NASA AI trying to trick us into thinking that space is real.

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@Davethe25219352 @ArchieforReform @ReformTeens Very kind of you Dave. I am the kindest person I know!

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@JordanaHarlow @2TrevorPhilips @swd2 @FLOTUS Um that is literally impossible is you are American then you are in America. Try learning geology.

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@Jason

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@K3nB3n He/him

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@WorldAndScience You have to be completely brain dead to believe this. I hope you are one the accounts that no longer get Elon bucks.

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@mmpadellan Stunning and brave. Although stunned and cunt is a more accurate description of your tweets.

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@Davethe25219352 @ArchieforReform @ReformTeens I hope your grandad gets better Dave.

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@WorldAndScience Stars like the earth are flat as proven by this photo.

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@Slopspreay @Davethe25219352 @EJ_Pockets @Neutrolling @516Krause I don’t use the internet either and can see everything. You are getting owned.