Sleepy Turtle

A Turtle in his shell. 🐢
I make banger memes once in a blue moon.
Shroud of unorthodox games.

[MA5K CEO @Nobbie_OCs]

CHERNO ALPHA

By Borisao Blois -- https://t.co/pURM0TNcoS

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Bear sprays bear spray. My acrylic painting.

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

@HardwareSteam This is Dbrand's whole stick.
- sold PS5 faceplates, taunted sony to sue them. Sony then hits them with C&D, product was then pulled.
- sold switch 1 sticker theme that were almost complete copy of the animal crossing switch, hit with C&D from Nintendo, product was pulled.

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Recession indicator. Name a worse thing to ever happen to gaming.

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

We got a hot dropping feature in final fantasy before GTA 6 😂

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

My #IEM major pickems

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Not 1 banker went to jail for mortgage fraud in 2008 while getting a multi-trillion dollar bailout.

Not 1 Sackler went to jail for the opioid crisis that caused hundreds of thousands to die. They’re still billionaires.

Not 1 Epstein rapist went to jail. They’re worth billions.

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

Bro straight crashing out over podcasters, lol.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝟬𝟰:𝟮𝟴 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟬𝟵.𝟮𝟲𝟳

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[bib 🐥☕️ now on VGen! @kapebeansies]

…i mean uwawa uwa.

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

Smoke is a 10 year old black haired maine coon who was the runt of his litter but even with his small size & health issues early in life, he was a fearless & affectionate cat. He was 1 of the most interesting cats I have ever met.
Today, we unfortunately had to say goodbye to him

[TenZ @TenZOfficial]

Hey everyone — I’ve been seeing a lot of really weird posts about Kyedae and me that are creating false narratives and spreading unnecessary hate — it’s really disheartening to see.

We parted on completely mutual terms, and we still care deeply about each other. It honestly hurts so much to see her being attacked when we BOTH supported each other through insanely difficult times. I also quit playing pro of my own accord and was never influenced by her to quit. People’s goals can change over time, and that is just what happened with me. In a healthy relationship, there should never be comparisons about who sacrificed more or gave more — that mindset is immature and helps nobody.

All I ask is that you please respect Kyedae as a person and respect the decision we made together. This kind of pointless “drama” is exactly why having a relationship in the public eye can be so draining.

She is also still dealing with ongoing health issues, which makes the negativity being spread even more heartbreaking and unfair.

Thank you for understanding, and once again, please respect our decision.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

How many times did we see MAGA move the goalpost today?

First it was “He had an illegal firearm”

Then it was “he pulled his gun on an officer”.

Then it was “He was an illegal immigrant”

Then it was “why was he recording them in the first place”

Then it was “well he was resisting arrest”

..

And now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that

1. He did not pull the gun.
2. ICE illegally initiated contact with him.
3. He was a legal citizen born and raised here.
4. His firearm was legal.

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

Scotty has mostly walked a razors edge on politics….

Not anymore

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

Terry Pegula: "Brandon Beane didn't want keon"
Beane on draft night...

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

all quotes from Brandon Beane on draft night:

“I went to bed that night saying it’s Keon unless someone blows us away”

“Barring someone offers us something stupid. We’ll take Keon Coleman”

Sure sounds like it was HIS pick!

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

- did nothing during the trade deadline.
- picked up a guy off waiver wire, let go of another player to make room and then have the waiver claimed player retire.
- re-sign old bills players in their mid to late 30s
You do all of this and get promoted instead of fired.
#FireBeane

[Sleepy Turtle @Squircle_MFT]

Steeler fans after they found out harbaugh got fired.