Derek Caughron

I like Batman and cheeseburgers. Pretty standard Squish Master Punk.

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@TheStatusAudio has been one of the worst customer service experiences I’ve had. Be very careful with this company.

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@thejeffvibbert awesome set tonight man! I don't care what @chickmcgee1 says, I think you're pretty funny.

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@TwinCityTrivia hallelujah, I love her so by Ray Charles!

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@TwinCityTrivia doin time by sublime! Readddyyyy go!

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@TwinCityTrivia play the humpty dance by digital underground

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Dunno upsets me more, the fact that #BobbyElvis is dead or that @ChrisFranjola is still hosting. You're painfully awkward #AnarchyAfterword

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@TwinCityTrivia mambo #5 by Lou Bega!!

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@TwinCityTrivia the presidents of the United States of America. Peaches

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@TwinCityTrivia eve and Gwen stefani. Let me blow your mind

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@TwinCityTrivia one week. Bare naked ladies

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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@chickmcgee1 screenshot of @FunnyCostaki Wikipedia page. There's more than one way to spell Kawasaki Econolodge.

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@jacksfilms do it.

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@justinbieber I wouldn't even use this as toilet paper. #TalentlessPunk

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@sutterink have you ever considered bring @RamboDonkeyKong back for a momentary ghost appearance like JT in season 3 after the truck bomb?

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@Netflixhelps how's the fix to Nintendo devices coming? All this #BreakingBad is gonna watch itself!

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@DrakeBell please tell me you've seen this.

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@kristhesnake it's like a classy version of "Keeping up with the Kardashians"

[Movie Humor @MovieHumor]

"Is everything a joke to you?" : "Funny things are." - The Avengers

[Movie Humor @MovieHumor]

"That rug really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski