Emily, Sauce Keeper

Painfully delicious.

[Emily, Sauce Keeper @SrirachaSlather]

Us Fish and Wildlife totally gets it. https://t.co/Q0fLS7wzFQ

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

M.C. Rammer says you can't touch this. Seriously, please don't touch wild animals. #TheInternetNamesAnimals

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Today's OKCupid messages: "Hello Beautiful!! How are you doing Sexy Lady?" and "Message..."

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/lseMu3hukA

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Hemingway wrote a story in 6 words: "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn" ; @rikergoogling: "replicator accident treatment chocolate hand" Boom

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Chipotle on the way to the airport: preemptive revenge against parents of screaming children.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

A huge victory covering much of the South, from one of the most conservative circuits in the nation. Congratulati...

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I've seen one awkward names, but this one blows them all away.

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@Rachel_Inge Then you're going to LOVE staring at all the cookies and banana bread I baked for tonight. Whatever, they have gluten anyway.

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My entire Twitter feed is comprised of tweets from NASA, fake people from Star Trek, and real people from Star Trek.

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@RikerTips I feel like Riker was the original Captain Jack Harkness.

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@lauramariani Last year I was doing bachelorette party research and discovered "MenInMotion." I am consequently on their mailing list.

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Sometimes I make mouth noises at work. Pretty sure my coworkers hear and ignore them.

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@TNG_S8 Sparks fly when Geordi convinces Data to stick his head in an antique microwave.

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@michichu attempting this "twitter" nonsense again. Congrats, you and G. Takei are the only real people I follow.