Рада Криворотовa

[Екатерина Лупачевa @a_lupacheva]

If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Акилина Луховитинa @sanek_abr]

it didn't happen.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

In the final analysis, entropy always wins.

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

http://t.co/4C27evDJXj

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Глеб Дерягин @Yypim8Mega]

The last time doctors went on strike, the death rate dropped thirty

[Ronald Balboa Arugay @Ronniearugay]

Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts.

[Матвей Семибратов @matveys09875686]

"Wuwwaby" - JoFuddes Brahms

[Галина Резуновa @paw1uk209]

Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

[Илья Глушаков @asatu93]

We have no solution, but we sure admire the problem.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

it can be bullet by bullet, missile by missile.

[Всеслав Судоплатов @vseslav43668574]

It was so cold, I almost got married.

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

My bit bucket runneth over...

[Людмила Вергазовa @a_lyudmila91]

If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?