Muhammed

Husler

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

Look at how your struggling to pay rent, meanwhile you have a mansion in heaven. Why not go home?

[Praise Kwats 💊🥼 @PraiseKwats]

@marvin_lule68 That ka head thing was for swag just

[Amon 👷 @rwenzori_]

National water is not serious. Your website is the worst ever.

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

@256Rootyherman The only advice I give to future generations is to avoid being born

Kitokota

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Dad: with that laziness, which job can you do perfectly in future?

Me: being Spain's goalkeeper against Argentina

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

@256Rootyherman @MinofHealthUG @WHO I buy lonart immediately

It's most of the time malaria

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Fever should never be ignored.
If you or someone around you suddenly gets a fever, what is the first step you would take?
Share your answer in the comments 👇 Let’s test how prepared we are.
#FightEbolaUG26 #VaccinesWorkUG
@MinofHealthUG @WHO

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

@yaobaicementug Omusajja aja
😂😂

[Bekar Sebatindila 🇺🇬 @BekarSebat51443]

Dear @policeug and @MODVA_UPDF there's this video circulating on all media platforms, when one gentleman is beating someone with a heavy stone. So we request you look for him before doing it to someone else.

[Ka Sandrah @Sandrah_ug]

Now that you're back, behave

[Bekar Sebatindila 🇺🇬 @BekarSebat51443]

Mr @KagutaMuseveni is wondering how this young man Lop Hon @JoelSsenyonyi is very smarter and intelligent than his son and all NRM Mps, yet he's just 30+

[Ka Sandrah @Sandrah_ug]

So men are told to make money mbu women will come , to do what exactly 🤣🤔😂😂

[Praise Kwats 💊🥼 @PraiseKwats]

I took this pic at the Mbarara By pass roundabout at Coca-Cola as you're going to kampala. I was waiting for a taxi to take my application and documents to Mitooma District because they had advertised.

I was in my second week of unemployment after being fired prematurely by the company that employed me for only 2½ months.

Dear fresh graduate, they are going to use you, especially when you've not yet gotten your full documents and processed your registration with the regulatory body.

Life became hard in Mbarara, the firing was the least thing I had expected. Good enough I had already obtained my transcript.
That's how I left Mbarara for good and came to Kampala.

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

@PraiseKwats Cheers

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

@PraiseKwats Cheers

[Ka Sandrah @Sandrah_ug]

But do HRs know they're also workers or 🤔😑

[ESAU @Esau_Matsiko]

- Most clean sheets in the Premier League

- Most clean sheets in the Champions League

- Most clean sheets at the World Cup

Just give my dwag the Ballon Dor. I don’t want to argue.

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

You and I know AI can't take your job, yes

Because your jobless

[Brave Omwitira N 🇺🇬 @brave_omwitira]

Every man's dream wife 🙏.

[Muhammed @SsebatindiraMu1]

You and I know AI can't take your job, yes

Because your jobless

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

when am being saved after serious beating but l have to pretend that separating us has saved the fool from what was coming