Saint John Lateran

Your Raqa in Christ (Matthew 5:22),
Pope Leo's Silliest Clown,
Papal Seat Warmer,
Catholic Theologian & Memer,
Please Clap = OC Memes,
Please pray for me

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

What's that? You haven't read Magnifica Humanitas? Then your opinion doesn't matter.

Have I read it? No, not completely.
And until then, my opinion doesn't matter.

https://t.co/1ljwhdMkl7

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

@Mericamemed >rattle at the end of the handle
Now my son can learn to saber rattle to prevent fights, Sun Tsu style.

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@BrianRoemmele >a spear and a weapon-making core are unearthed side-by-side
>the spear is the most technically sophisticated tool
The weapon-making core:

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@RupertLowe10 Anyone voting for open borders should be forced to read the entire report and pass an extensive reading comprehension exam to prove it.

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I did no editing of the audio/video portion. Dr. Bergsma's pause between "Protestant" and "-tism" is entirely his own. Timestamped from his recent interview on Pints with Aquinas:
https://t.co/K2sHy0Ss9V

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Hey everybody! An Old Man Is talking!
Please listen.
https://t.co/K2sHy0SZZt

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

“The 'Tism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”

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For the World Cup goers flying into LAX:

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

my friends, it is time:

in conjunction with @avemariapress and a new book they released, i spent the last few months illustrating the entire structure of the summa theologica, by thomas aquinas.

in my shop here: https://t.co/7BXaOV3Uv7

can i show and tell you, in this thread:

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

I just had a 10 minute showdown with a fly in my kitchen, armed with a fly swatter (me, not the fly). It was the best time I had all day.

10/10, would swat again.

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

Funny video. Pic unrelated.
https://t.co/RXg0b14RG5

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Happy Feast of St. Joan of Arc! Truly too based for this World.

[Awake O Sleeper @Awake_0_Sleeper]

“Consider this unique and imposing distinction. Since the writing of human history began, Joan of Arc is the only person, of either sex, who has ever held supreme command of the military forces of a nation at the age of seventeen.” — Louis Kossuth

(Alexander the Great, groomed from birth, and taught by Aristotle, only attained his leadership at 20.)

Mark Twain admired St. Joan of Arc above all other men. He wrote her praises many times, and even his magnum opus was written about her, in honor of her.
- "Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.”
- “She is easily and by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced.”
- “She is the wonder of the ages.”

Because of her trials, Joan of Arc has the unique designation of being the person from the Middle Ages about whom we have the most first-hand witness accounts — many from people hostile to her, and all accounts given under oath. There are no legends about Joan. The stories, the miracles — they're all true.

As Mark Twain's character puts it:
“It took six thousand years to produce her; her like will not be seen in the earth again in fifty thousand. Such is my opinion."

Joan is what Feminists wish they wish they could be. They cannot even fathom how she transcends their warped aspiration of a "strong woman", and is no myth.

Truly, Joan was a New Judith:
“How long will you waver, O faithless daughter? For the Lord has created a new thing on the earth: a woman protects a man.” — Jeremiah 31:22

St. Joan of Arc, pray for us!

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

@FeatherEnjoyer Don't worry. https://t.co/fAsKZdLNzk says its 38,000 words will only take 2 hours 20 minutes to read. If you don't stop every other sentence to sponge it in, of course.

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What's that? You haven't read Magnifica Humanitas? Then your opinion doesn't matter.

Have I read it? No, not completely.
And until then, my opinion doesn't matter.

https://t.co/1ljwhdMkl7

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

That poetic distinction in Greek was invented centuries AFTER Jesus' ministry, so Jesus didn't mean pebble. Also, Jesus was speaking Aramaic, where there is no distinction. This is why he's called Cephas elsewhere: John 1:42
> Jesus looked at him and said, “You are Simon the son of John; you will be called Cephas” (which is translated Peter)

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What did @netflix mean by this?

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@waitbutwhy For now...

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@waitbutwhy Hypothetically, what happens after the poll?
If Red wins, the Democracy survives.
If Blue wins, then Everybody dies.
We're stuck on a Blue Planet.

[Saint John Lateran @StJohnLateran]

@waitbutwhy Blue Voters can vote in Real Life™, too. And they do.

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@waitbutwhy For the Americans: You know what Blue & Red mean.

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@waitbutwhy Everyone who votes Blue should not be allowed to vote. If only we could have this appear on first-time voters ballots and shadow-ban the Blue Voters' ballots for life.