Stacy Cloyd

I like Social Security, DC (especially SW), walking, transit, watermelon, carbs, and libraries. Jeopardy season 26 alum. Caretaker of the world's top cat.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DCPoliceDept When you pull people over, please team up with @DCDPW to impound their cars if they are tow-eligible for unpaid speeding or other tickets!

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

Anyone know why @ngadc is boarding up the pyramids above the cascade cafe, outside the west building? @maustermuhle @PhilipKennicott

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@joe5f6 @joshjacobsondc Another 311 problem is that ouc only allows agencies to update the issues or questions 311 routes to it once a year. User experience (whether the user is the public or internal DC gov clients) is not a priority

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DCDPW @311DCgov @BrianneKNadeau @charlesallen @DC_OCA It's gone this morning. DC lost the chance to get a dangerously driven car off the street and make $5000+ in the process. This is why we need night and weekend towing.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

If only @DCDPW towed at night, it could get this car parked in the underpass just north of 600 4th Street SW. It's the one with a massively cracked windshield, shockingly enough. @311DCgov @BrianneKNadeau @charlesallen @DC_OCA

[Therealkillmoenews @killmoenewsdc]

SHOOTING INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY IN SOUTHWEST DC

WASHINGTON, D.C. — MPD First District officers are investigating a shooting that occurred Friday afternoon in Southwest D.C.

According to police, officers responded around 4:32 p.m. to the 900 block of Wesley Place Southwest for reports of a shooting.

Upon arrival, officers located evidence of a shooting at the scene, however no victim was initially found.

A short time later, an adult male victim walked into a local fire station suffering from a gunshot wound seeking treatment.

🚑 The victim’s condition has not been released at this time.

Police are currently searching for a suspect described as:

👤 Black male
🖤 Wearing a black hoodie
🖤 Black sweatpants with a white stripe on the side
😷 Black mask

Detectives remain on scene investigating the circumstances surrounding the shooting.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DC_OCA @DCDPW @DDOTDC @MayorBowser @DCMOCRS @DCVisionZero You barely boot/tow nights and weekends, and 311 has no way to report tow-eligible vehicles legally parked on public streets. Tow lots are full, you're slow to sell impounded vehicles, and you don't check for tow eligibility when ticketing. You & @councilofdc should do better.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@Meagan_Flynn @jennygathright Does the report discuss crimes in MPD stats vs. other agencies? I witnessed a shooting where there's a PD-251, but MPD won't include it on crimecards because they say DCHA police are in charge. I'm not sure the shooter and the people and cars hit were all on DCHA property.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@tjl Fine with me. Or halve the fines and double the towing of cars that rack up a lot of tickets...run tow crews nights and weekends too! Having actual consequences shapes behavior.

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

Critical #MissingPerson 13-year-old Saniyah Jackson, who was last seen in the 200 block of M Street, Southwest, on April 27, 2026.

Have info? Call [phone] / text 50411.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@mitchryals @DCPoliceDept Look into the cases that don't show up on crimecards because they're handled by dcha police or others. I witnessed a shooting last year where two people were hit and it's not counted in mpd stats even though they responded and took a report. How many other cases are like this?

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DCAttorneyGen go to the Mall and deal with the unlicensed food trucks--consumer protection, tax evasion, unpaid speeding/parking tickets, idling, dumping grease into storm drains, and health code violations all in one place!

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

Will @DDOTDC and @wmata ever remove the bus shelters at places that no longer have bus stops? 4th and G SW and the west side of Delaware and M SW are my top examples. Put the shelters where the bus stops! @charlesallen @SWBID @DCMID_SW

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

Beekeepers are busy at the Renwick Gallery across the street from the White House removing a hive of European Honey Bees which attached themselves to the building.

[Natalie Alms @AlmsNatalie]

“The government’s recent acknowledgments are alarming and raise serious questions about its earlier conduct before the district court,” a federal appeals court said today in a decision vacating limits on DOGE’s access to sensitive data at the SSA.

More 👇

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DC_OCA The graphic you posted shows a YoY increase in ADW+homicides. How does this match with your statement that shooting victims are down? Are people being stabbed, beaten, etc. rather than shot?

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@snoopsbraid @DCPoliceDept @fme9320 @TheDMVLive @DCDPW I hope you never get injured by a speeding car and that if you do, it has insurance. Too many people in DC experience real hardship of being physically and financially harmed by bad drivers. Following the laws is not hardship.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@DCPoliceDept @fme9320 @TheDMVLive @DCDPW I wish it were true that once located it's booted or towed, but I've reported so many tow-eligible vehicles to 311 that at best get yet another ticket. I wish DC were more serious about this and that mpd looked for and impounded tow eligible vehicles at its traffic checkpoints.

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@RiniSampath Will you add a feature currently lacking: the ability to report tow-eligible vehicles that are currently legally parked? And will you get @dcdpw to prioritize towing those vehicles, inclined on nights and weekends?

[Stacy Cloyd @StacyCloyd]

@maustermuhle Generous of you to assume the driver was insured. There is a bill before council now to increase insurance minimums, because if he was, it's likely not for much.