Casa de Solo

[Chris Brewster @CbrewsterOKC]

I slept on it, and I still think I could have life, liberty and pursue happiness if I didn’t have the right to carry an assault rifle into Starbucks.

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Sorry but watching astronauts sped up on the moon will never get old

[Casa de Solo @StanaRose]

Viral Tweet Shows List of Fast Food Chains That Are Reportedly 'Supporting Trump's Reelection' https://t.co/y5mUNbmMIs

[Casa de Solo @StanaRose]

https://t.co/Z8Z3RXyh6F

[Casa de Solo @StanaRose]

Just gave the baby some Froot Loops and was talking baby talk to her, so Froot Loops came out Woot Woops and now I’m officially a juggalo. But really, how is it they don’t already have their own cereal? #cereal #frootloops #wootwoops #juggalo #juggalomom #cerealkiller #scarymom

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

My brother sent me a photo of his pizza with tater tots as a topping.

Idk whether to be proud or worried.
Leaning pretty heavily towards proud.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The international response to contain and combat the Coronavirus has been swift. Imagine if the same resolve had been applied to fight the AIDS virus when it first appeared.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

At my son's practice, I saw a teenager dropping off her sister. The little one was rushing but stopped to give her sister a hug. The big sis said, "Do your best, try hard, work harder. Love you," and gave her a fist bump. I hope those parents know they're doing a great job.

[Vince Williams @VinnyVidiVici98]

Trying to change the way you eat really can convince you that there are drugs in our food. No way should it be this hard to give up sugar and bad carbs, my whole mood is effected.

[Casa de Solo @StanaRose]

Chiefs fans are like that Joker line: “I’m like a dog chasing a car; I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I caught it.” Congrats on finally catching your car, Chiefs fans; please don’t burn down the city. #chiefs #ChiefsKingdom #chiefsnation #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIV

[Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest]

Finally the kid is asleep. Time for some self care. You know what i’m going to do?

*falls asleep*

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Practice self-care by not looking directly at your haggard image in the Target self-checkout camera.

[The Baby Lady @thebabylady7]

[Self-Care, after kids]

•Bathing (kids screaming)
•Makeup (kids screaming)
•Reading (kids screaming)
•Rest (hahaha, kids screaming)

Moral: If you tell a mom she just needs to focus on herself, also offer to watch the kids

[From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 @MacgyveringM22]

Practice self care like a toddler:

Do whatever tf you want, say whatever tf you want, wear whatever tf you want, and when someone challenges you on this, throw yourself to the ground, Scarlet O’Hara style, and unapologetically demand treats

[Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues]

I usually let my hair air dry or put it in a Mom bun.

Today I was brushing my hair and 4 said, “What’s that!? Momma, what are you doing!?”

So...apparently my self-care is so shocking it’s scary.

Good stuff, good stuff, my ego was getting out of control anyway.

[SpacedMom @copymama]

My version of self-care is giving myself a mini steam facial when I strain pasta over the sink.

[Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman]

Me: *Practices self-care*

The next day....

Grizzled Detective: What we got here?

Rookie Cop: Looks like she choked to death trying to eat an entire box of Twinkies, sir.

[Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_]

Ordering pizza is a form of self care

Tonight I shall have emotional support pizza