Sam

Ethno-Mormon Nationalist. 🇺🇸 Heritage American. Guard your keys and your liberty. 👨🏽‍💻

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

Rediscovered Sum 41.

All Killer, No Filler bangs.

What a time.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

We have to save the West.

And we have to do so unapologetically.

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

The only people who can afford BlackHat anyways.

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

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[Sam @StarshieldSam]

Lamanites most affected.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@cremieuxrecueil Genetics have a massive effect on propensity to violence

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@fakePentriket Oh to be young and single again

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@seththesperg

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@PlisskenPatriot Flirting for a tip. Sorry for your loss

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

Ppl without kids will say this never happened.

[𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔰 @sadgirlinbloom]

“mommy all done working”— the last thing I hear before my son unplugs the wifi router and kicks me off my work call

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

Based.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

China has a law that if you sleep with an active duty military personnel's spouse that lead to the breakup of the marriage, you will be send to jail

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@AAGShumate 24?!?!

[North Korean Liberation Front @TheTriarii]

Yes, lest the earth be smitten with a curse

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

>> “Hello there, anon. It’s dark in here.
Come, take my hand, and ascend with me.”

> “It’s bright in here.”

>> “So now are your eyes.”

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

hey man what’s up with the lack of you know, light in your eyes

[Mola @Molaau6]

I have air in my lungs

You have air in your lungs

It’s a good day to be alive

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

Moral of the story:
Don’t be fat.

[Stone Cut Without Hands @CutWithout]

The book of Job basically calls the wicked man a big fat fatty.

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@sunfwrpwr “Girls don’t have boy pee pees.”

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

America-mogged 🇺🇸

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Fix this immediately. @duolingo

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@lance_corporate Absolute Americana Chad.

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@merrynick13

[Sam @StarshieldSam]

@GodlyNose @unstoppablebyhs I’m God’s gheyest retard.