Stephen M. Collins

Me writer. #CoronationStreet #TheHeroicQuestOfTheValiantPrinceIvandoe #ClassDismissed #TedsTopTen #HorribleHistories #Oddbods #Cozmo #Gumball

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Van Dijk to #saints for £11mill, great deal. Brilliant player. Watch him sign for #LFC next summer for £30mill... #TypicalRodgers

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@F365 By impressed you mean…

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He’s only got little arms…

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@FabrizioRomano Is the €150million player in the room with us now????

[The Fraud @StarmertheFraud]

In 2024 Wes Streeting said that South Africa's ICJ case was a "distraction."

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@OperaSocialist @BrianDurand56 I was in the year above Kenyon at school, lived in the same village as his until I left at 18, and can verify that he’s always been an utter bell end.

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@indykaila @LFC @ChampionsLeague

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@MichaelLCrick @billybragg I was the year above Robert at the same primary and high school and can tell you now he’s a bully and a first class bell end.

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@Acyn He’s a person I’ve known for a long time… is the least likely sentence any parent would ever utter about their own child 😂😂😂

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So this is what it must have felt like when Wimbledon won the FA Cup 🤢

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Seamus Coleman says goodbye to the fans in his final home game for Everton 💙

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@davidlynchlfc Combined with them getting countless dubious decisions for them and against their opponents… if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck.

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There is no way back for Slot here. It’s a shame it’s come to this but these players aren’t having him and you can’t blame them.

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I challenge anyone to explain to me what Liverpool have been working on in training over the last week.

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@larisamlbrown @PippaCrerar @thetimes Feels like I’m speaking on behalf of a lot of people here when I say… who????

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3. He’s a smarmy cunt

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Two things automatically disqualify Wes Streeting to my mind as the kind of leader the UK needs right now

1. His proximity to Mandelson and the whole cohort of corporately attached Labour MPs heading into six figure lobbying jobs

2. His constant leaking to the oligarch press

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Replacing Keir Starmer with Wes Streeting would be like finding out your Chlamydia has cleared up but you’ve now got AIDS.

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Having to choose between Starmer and Streeting is like being asked which venereal disease you’d prefer to catch.

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Oh look it’s brave Jess Phillips doing the right thing again… for Jess Phillips.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

EXCLUSIVE: Jess Phillips, safeguarding minister, resigns from govt. “The desire not to have an argument means we rarely make an argument..."