Ste May

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

[Ste May @SteGMay]

@indierob9

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Annoys me that they use words like hours, years etc when they’re always on different planets, where those terms mean different things.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Hasn’t this always been the case when an English team reaches a European final?

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Saturday’s broadcast was all Arsenal, all the time, thanks to fan presenter Laura Woods and a pundit roster loaded lopsidedly in favour of the north Londonders at the expense of PSG balance, writes Alan Tyers ⬇️
https://t.co/F3V1w508cA

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Enjoying this.

[𝕶𝕸ä𝕹𝕽𝖎𝖋𝖋𝖘 @KMANRIFFSMetal]

FULL FORCE FRIDAY:🆕May 29th 0⃣5⃣🎧

ELDER - Through Zero 🇩🇪⚛️

7th album from Berlin, German Heavy Psych Stoner/Prog Rock outfit⚛️

BC➡️https://t.co/PX7kOxcoA4⚛️

#Elder #ThroughZero #StickmanRecords #HeavyPyschStonerProg #FFFMay29 #KMäN

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Love their second album.

[Ste May @SteGMay]

No blue tick, just a moronic opinion for the sake of it.

[Greg Cwik @cwik_greg]

Grown adults should not be so invested in video games.

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Never understood how cigars became a symbol of celebration.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

No one actually enjoys smoking a cigar. It's the worst form of smoking. It's just pure bravado

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Appointing Benitez was the worst decision Everton have made in my lifetime.

[Greg Lever @GregLever_]

Watching the James Rodriguez Netflix doc and I still can’t believe we went for Benitez after Carlo.

Those 2/3 years set us back years with some of the decisions made.

But at least with Carlo we had a few months watching some of the most talented players I’ve seen for Everton

[Ste May @SteGMay]

#Everyone

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Not sure who the person is that always uses the excerise bike before me but they appear to have the legs of Peter Crouch and the feet of an infant.

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Add to this the fact in the last 7 games not a single opposition player was booked for fouling an Everton player (60 fouls)

Officiated differently

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Everton had more Everton players sent off for fouling Everton players this season than opposition players dismissed for fouling Everton players…You’ll never sing that

[Ste May @SteGMay]

If she’s number one she must be the only female tennis player in Britain.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

A first round exit for British number one Emma Raducanu ❌

[Ste May @SteGMay]

Blimey, that was hard to watch.

[Rock Photography @Photomusicrock]

It's natural to make mistakes, but Metallica’s Kirk Hammett is making too many!

[Ste May @SteGMay]

*pounds

[Last Time Everton Won A Trophy @SNNF1995]

IT’S OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OVER 1 BILLION POUND SPENT!!!!!!!

ZERO PREMIER LEAGUES!!!!!
ZER CHAMPION LEAGUES!!!
ZERO FA CUPS!!
ZERO CARABOA CUPS!!
ZERO CLUB WORLD CUPS!!
ZERO UEFA SUPER CUPS!!!

ZERO TROPHIES SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!

[Ste May @SteGMay]

I killed a man cause he killed my goat
I put my hands around his throat

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[Ste May @SteGMay]

The woman in Send Help would be incredibly annoying to work with. Not surprised the dude bro boss wanted rid of her.

[Ste May @SteGMay]

All good albums but Purple is miles clear.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

It's 1994, and these albums hit the shelves. Nan only gave you enough money for one.

What's your pick???

[Ste May @SteGMay]

We’re refereed differently. No one can tell me otherwise. Look at penalties, VAR decisions, ludicrous yellow cards, opposition red cards (or lack of).

[ً @sayantan_01]

No of penalties received - 0
No of apologies received - 3

PGMOL are an absolute disgrace.

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

Everton have had as many penalties all season (2) as apologies from the KMI Pane & Howard Webb in the last week (2)!