Stephen Early

Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@ATT my fiber internet is down due to the line being down, yet no one has been out to fix it all day, even though "the issue should be resolved by 7pm"

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@_willcompton We aren’t mad at you, just disappointed.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@MattBrownEP This is putting @_willcompton further into the blender.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

Hey @elonmusk, can you, @VivekGRamaswamy, and @DOGE look into fixing the @NCAA transfer portal and NIL tampering? It’s out of control, and is ruining college athletics.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@BasicAppleGuy When did iPhone users gain the ability to name a group chat?

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

I’ve never disagreed with a company slogan more than @Allstate’s “You’re in good hands”

Tried to file a claim, only to find out my agent no longer works for the company, which means I only get to deal with a 1-800 number.

Insurance company love to prey on their customers.

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@Casey what do I have to do to share a meal with you at NAB?

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

I am no expert but no one can convince me that @AlabamaFTBL isn’t better than these teams I have been watching despite 2 heartbreaking L’s .If rule is BEST 4 for playoffs BAMA should be in .Hey they didn’t get beat at home by 3 TD’s REWARD THE BEST / just watch @SEC football .

[Whole Latte Love @wholelattelove]

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[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@JohnMayer yo. Going to your concert on April 8th in Atlanta to celebrate my 30th birthday. Promise me you’ll play Gravity?

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

My neighbor left his car door open. So I went over to close it just as he was coming outside. Checked the mail instead. @spann over in irondale off of Overton road.

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My goal for the next year is to be the next person @DavidDobrik buys a car for. @SeatGeek @Adam__Hobson

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@kylejernigan @TheThrift_Store @Ryanwtking @laurajernigan @AlabamaSB That tattoo....

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@redbull please tell me you aren’t getting rid of peach Red Bull. We haven’t been able to find any close to us. Everywhere is out of stock 😭

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I feel so strong about the camera work being so terrible @TheMasters I retweeted myself.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

The camera work at @TheMasters is absolutely terrible.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

The camera work at @TheMasters is absolutely terrible.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

Another truly terrible experience at @AMCTheatres in Vestavia. Can’t believe I wasted my entire gift card at this location. I will not spend another dollar of my hard earned money at this location.

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

@Delta My wife was using the bag and a delta gate agent “helped” her. Instead of removing 4 screws and removing the battery, they decided tin snips and pliers was the better solution

[Stephen Early @Stearly1]

How @Delta decided to remove my removable battery from my @goincase suit case. I guess tin snips and pliers were easier than removing 6 screws.