Stef Farmer

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@dickurgent @fesshole I've seen a dispenser with a weird plastic bit at the bottom (to catch soap drips I imagine) which could definitely be confused for a hook if not paying attention. As the plastic bit catches soap drips, the bag would fill with drips. Some cubicles include toilet and handbasin.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@fesshole Yep, I had this as a teen. Went missing, parents didn't really have a recent photo of me, and when the police showed me the photo they'd been given I was mortified! I always have some up to date photos now just in case!!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@CallsignXD65 Is this better or worse than myself, mum and 2 aunties attending my great uncle's funeral. Told everyone was wearing cheerful colours so we did too.
Everyone else in sombre funeral dress, family "had a change of mind" but didnt tell us. We looked like we'd gone to a garden party.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@tonythain @fesshole My first thought, too!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@fesshole Possible dyspraxia if you just didn't notice for a decade (how?!) possible new onset neurological disorder if it's only just started. Hope you told her your weird reason for breaking up, so at least she can get it checked out.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@pumpetypump @fesshole "Our one cat does this, our other cat does that," I'm in the Midlands and it's something I would say/ hear. It doesn't mean "the only cat we have does this."
I hope this was helpful and not patronising.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@bartcrouchend @NoContextBrits He'd love that!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@Cozzerz @NoContextBrits 😆 love William, he's fantastic!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

Ah man! Autoplay went from @nomadicrevery's amazing performance on @Pappystweet to his goodbye message on @moonunderpod. A roller-coaster of Robins! Love to you, John x

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@susie_dent Saying how far away an event is in "sleeps" as in, "it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas."
Please don't.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@TheMirrorBooks @EvieKingWrites Can't wait to get my hands on this!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@VickiWistow @SoozUK My answer to that is always "I'd be buying booze if I had to live on the streets, too"

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@Sifafireside Do you need new shoes or is secondhand but good condition ok?

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@ooftbeebee My mom's side of the family say "asbestos tonsils" for people (inc themselves) who drink hot drinks when they're too hot for the average person. UK Midlands

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@MadScientistFF "I can't pay my rent but I'm f*cking gorgeous"

[WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack]

@MrNishKumar

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@MrNishKumar 2/2 And if he was an out of touch, elderly relative, I'd kind of forgive him for that. But he isn't. He's a guy with the power to change things, and he has no idea. F**k him.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@MrNishKumar 1/2 I think he really thinks that homeless people are just the occasional bearded alcoholic begging outside a train station, rather than thousands of regular-Joe-looking men, women and children who are homeless or roofless due to the state of the job market/ economy etc.

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

Petition to get @Pappystweet to add All The Trimmings to Spotify so we can all add it to our Christmas playlists!
Also Juicy Ass Turkey, if you fancy spoiling us!
Christmas cheers everyone, byee!

[Stef Farmer @Stef879]

@McAttackL @sarahkcomedy Type 3 diabetic with mine, but otherwise the same. Mine's getting a birdbath for the front garden. He's already got one in the back garden!