Not A PluckedChicken

Quasi-Adorable former ear model & kale field arsonist. Closed on Mondays.

[Trey Mckenney Enthusiast @Gobluety1]

Everyone in Michigan, Illinois, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and New Jersey right now.

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Please imagine his wife’s face when he tell her he needs new clubs because “a bear stole them”

[ES @ESXIII]

OK people who design machines to put the twist ties on bread and tortilla packages, I have 4 words for you, and these are fundamental to a well-functioning society: RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFT LOOSEY.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Wizard of Oz turns 87 this year, and back in 1998, critic Rick Polito wrote what might be the greatest one-line TV listing ever for TCM.

[Kristin, Muggs, and the Feline Phalanx @catladyfurever]

The beagle crop is especially verdant this spring.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

I thought he was already dead. (Evergreen tweet)

[Wayne Hsiung @waynehhsiung]

He isn't serial code YPP5. He's James. And he's on his way to his new family.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@CBCAElite1 @CoffindafferFBI Her dog passed in December.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

who are some good Ayatollahs for someone just getting into Ayatollahs

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ayatollah Khamenei Bobblehead Day on Sunday, April 12 has been cancelled

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

Making fun of the Italians is better than making fun of the Germans, less fun than the French, and equally as fun as the British. Look I don't make these rules, the UN does.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@elonmusk Curious how this headline on top is still up

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

there should be a warrant out for your arrest

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@California_USA @BrianEntin Yes, pay tribute to your lost loved one and then undermine his intelligence and manhood.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@RealMassguy Weasel has never been so proud as he was replying guilty 4 times. Sick.

[CBP @CBP]

Thanks to everyone for their concern about Freddy who was injured while performing his duties at Dulles airport. He was treated by his veterinarian, and is expected to make a full recovery. Here he is enjoying his favorite comfort treat - a Pup Cup!

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@EricLDaugh You kick a dog, straight to El Salvador. Don't care if you're a citizen or not.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Trump administration is now deporting the Egyptian man who kicked this dog so hard "he was lifted off the ground" and then had to go to the emergency room.

GTFO. Never come back.

The K9 - Freddy - was catching the man at Dulles Airport bringing in illicit agricultural contraband.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

The look of pure disgust when I disturb the beagles afternoon nap.

[Not A PluckedChicken @Stella1070]

@causeigotIT @aGoldenOldy @DatelineNBCProd They believe he spoke to Xana, which Dylan overheard.