Steph

Out-of-touch 43-year-old, married with two children. Rides with Walden Velo.

[Steph @StephMKP]

Driving lesson with my daughter yesterday. Great educational experience, mainly learning how to dodge potholes and avoid craters. These roads are awful and unsafe, @camcitco .

[Steph @StephMKP]

@ProstateUK I’ve just tried requesting a PSA test to be told I can only get one if I’m referred by a doctor but no appointments available. I’m 50 and my dad has recently had prostrate cancer. It’s really not good enough!

[Steph @StephMKP]

@RealStephens @daniellloyd1 Couldn't resist dragging this out again! #lovelyjubbly

[👑 Mr J Thomas 👑 @JedL2b]

No way is the bbc reporter from a petrol station forecourt called “Phil McCann”. I call BS #petrolshortage #petrolpanic

[Marchioness Carrie of the Wokerati 🇪🇺💙🪁🏄🏻‍♂️ @TheWordOfCarrie]

“I did a snogs with a lady”

#matthanock

[Will Keible @WillKeible]

I learned this morning that my parents’ unconditional love expires on New Years Eve.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

I have watched this 35 times

[Cycle SOS @Cycle_SOS]

Volume up for the Phil Collins soundtrack 🤣🤣
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🎥/ @markaduck

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I’ll say this again today because I just love to piss off dickheads: PUT A FUCKING MASK ON 😷

Full video here: https://t.co/t5m2ALrSJe

[Team Pie @TeamPie1]

Bloody hell thats an opportunity to help someone that’s literally slipped through my fingers

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help make him famous https://t.co/e3NKNkRKrI

[Anna9 @Anna12705356]

The distance between Dan and Louise is almost as unsettling as the news in which they broadcast 😕 @BBCBreakfast

[ᒍOᑎ ᑕᗩᑎᑎIᑎGᔕ @jon_cannings]

😂💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[Steph @StephMKP]

@BritishGasHelp Emailed @BritishGas complaints 10 days ago. Heard nothing back yet. Was expecting more!