Stephanizer

I like music, science, justice, animals, shapes, and feelings. She/Her

[Stephanizer @Stephabee_]

Every day I log into this app to have a fun lil time reading joke tweets and learning neat things from experts in niche fields, and every day I am pelted with absolute dogshit idiotic takes beyond my wildest imagination.

[bald girl evil 🇵🇸 @afeverdreamhigh]

unless i’m really really confused achilles died at troy. which odysseus is heading home from. like, quite famously died. there’s a body part named after how he died.

[cece @koekendo0sje]

my favourite thing EVER is when inanimate objects talk to me like this

[✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi @roxana_hadadi]

if you were the right age for luhrmann's ROMEO + JULIET it rearranged your brain on an atomic level and yes I am speaking for myself and everyone else who is correct in their cinema opinions

[roonzr @boobermenschz]

i think there is something so cool about being truly one of the best in the world at your craft and refusing to engage at all in the circus around it. only agreeing to be seen on your terms and finding a loyal fanbase that tunes in anyhow

[Tiger Lily’s Ghost @tigerlilysghost]

You guys want to be Great Depression butter churning trad wives but I want to be a 1950’s trad wife on uppers with one of those refrigerators that had the lazy susan inside.

[ؘ @torturedfilm]

everyone read circe by madeline miller!!

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

A brave woman to be so clear and public

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Agamemnon while everyone else is fighting around him in THE ODYSSEY

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[grace @agneswickfields]

does anyone else feel like humanity has fundamentally betrayed ourselves and the world and that we are now living in a perpetual apocalypse of our own making or is it just me and uh. acclaimed blockbuster filmmaker christopher nolan

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

strong contender

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[Anthony DiMieri @anthonydimieri]

Italian culture is so integrated into New York City that it’s like water to a fish

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Can’t have my weekly chicken caesar salad wrap because idiots voted for a pedophile.

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Upton Sinclair:

[Stephanizer @Stephabee_]

whoever cracked the code on that banana bread coffee syrup that is everywhere all of a sudden, I hope you’re having a great day

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

i unironically want more maps like this everywhere bc there’s no objective reason for north to always be on top

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

the things i would do for a peach burrata salad ..... with arugula and basil ........ if i consume pure of heart then surely i will be immune to the Parasite right

[Michelle Allison, RD @fatnutritionist]

this is a good example of how population health cannot be secured individually

health cannot be a personal responsibility when the conditions for health do not exist

when you lack safe food, clean air, or clean water, individual choices cannot save you

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My biggest problem with modern cinema is white boys don’t sing and tap dance like they used to