Meph Lane

Anxious 20 something with a love for cats.

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Need more pubs innit

[Essex Live @essexlive]

It's bad news for those whose locals are within the two towns

https://t.co/19f7VAig7k

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Happy 12 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

@MedCrisis When I read this my head autocorrected the last work to head after reading it 3 times.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Enjoying the sunshine in a park today? Here’s a thought: take your rubbish home you fucking skank!

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Preparing myself mentally for another lockdown because I feel like it’s life now.

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Today’s thought: I would like to know who the people are that comments on a page post about how shit the post is. Less interaction with a post it probably more effective?

That is all, goodbye.

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Hi, I’m thicc y’all

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

@MedCrisis I read it in this odd book that I was gifted for Christmas. However it is awesome. #drunktweetwednesday

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

💔 Night Trev. I love you.

[British Heart Foundation @TheBHF]

After collapsing at a football match, Darren was diagnosed with Brugada Syndrome and was later fitted with an ICD.

After rediscovering his love of walking, Darren has set himself the challenge of taking on an epic three peak challenge, all to raise money for the BHF.

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Why do I always find myself on here when I'm stressed? It really doesn't help.

[Amanda Emery emerypr @emerypr]

Catch ⁦@Kathbum⁩ today at 4.20pm on ⁦@BBCRadio2⁩ with Cat Deeley talking about her first book 🥳💝The Audacity out in September ⁦@KittyLaing⁩ @bonnierbooks_uk⁩ ⁦@UnitedAgents⁩

[UK Weekly Covid-19 & Vaccine Updates @uk_vaccine]

@PHE_uk 30th January Update: Total number of vaccinations (first dose) [8,977,329]:

[Peggy Lane @PeggyLa85226749]

@PHE_uk Someone please get a grip of Track and Trace who think it is ok to spam overkill deceased people telling them to continue self isolating in their house. He passed away in hospital and was tested in hospital. Leave the family to grieve in peace we have all been adhering

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Late to the party but just finished this book ! Empowering, hilariously disgustingly hilarious and relatable. (I used hilarious x2 because it really is and I’ve been writing all day so cannot be bothered to use vocab. @amyschumer

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Today’s complaint - dear ecr jounal
I’m currently using your website.
I have found that your “advanced search” isn’t really advanced because it doesnt give me the choice to search articles that are recent. This has caused me to look through 10 pages of articles that are too old

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

Tuesdays are the worst

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

#themightyboosh

[Meph Lane @StephanieEldred]

@MedCrisis Inbox probs full and left us on read.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Misspoken phrases (malapropisms):

7. He’s thrown a spaniel in the works
6. Resistance is fertile
5. Patience is a virgin
4. The English enjoy self-defecating humour
3. It’s time we upped the antics
2. You look like Jeff warmed up
1. I deserve to be fully constipated for my work