Stephanie Soper

I love dogs and sarcastic comments 💙

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

My kindle really knows me.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

street light people
livin just to find a #boner

[Stephanie Soper @StephanieSoper]

@emmachambie I saw this tweet with no context and honestly, me too

[collin duddy @LoboExplosivo]

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[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I finally got round to having a thai massage.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

WHAT THE DEVIL IS THAT ORDINARY SOUND!?!

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Please be careful not to overcharge your Zelda.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I regret eating self-raising flour.

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Fortune Cookie

[Elton Castee @EltonCastee]

I understand why dogs are always so happy. I'd be loving life too if at least 5 random people per day starting massaging me for no reason.

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

“I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE”

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

"I hate Life"

"Wow dude are you ok?"

"What? I'm talking about the breakfast cereal"

"Oh lol"

"I am suicidal, though"

"Same"

"Nice"

[erin gilfoy @eringilfoy]

idk if im sad, anxious, hungover or pmsing but i really just want a dozen donuts, for someone to hold me and also like 10 million dollars

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

I don't believe in cancer. Never had cancer. Am very healthy. This mindset has damaged me ZERO. Try it. 🙃 https://t.co/6vslF7f0fH

[Elton Castee @EltonCastee]

If stress carried actual weight I would be 98,274,318,543 pounds & 3 ounces.

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Both men AND women are fucking insane for different reasons and the fact that we even attempt romance together is fucking bananas.

[🖤Mortemer🖤 @Mort3mer]

Apparently I'm not the only one happy with my @Postmates order 😂😂😂

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

(Rehab)

"I'm here for heroin. You?"

"Crack, you?"

"Attention"

[Stephanie Soper @StephanieSoper]

And like literally every other platform I'm on, here's my dog