Stephen Darken💙

[Stephen Darken💙 @StephenDarken1]

@thenamelessbook @TubeMapCentral Nope...it's not there. This has strong "Dr Johnson realises he's left 'sausage' of out his Dictionary" in the Black Adder 'Ink & Incapabilty' episode vibes!!

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@CaravanVlogger And co-ordinating your...ummm..."movements" so they are covered by someone else flushing can be an artform!!

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@SoVeryBritish I once got hit by a bus as I left Greggs with a Chicken Triple...that kind of spoilt my enjoyment slightly?

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@NotAWhiteBox Obviously, only know you from your posts but wishing you both every joy & happiness fir the future

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@90sfootball Trevor Brooking, West Ham

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@90sfootball Newcastle United?

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@transportgovuk @LordPeterHendy My sister, Carolyn, would have been so proud of this appointment. Worked as a PA for Lord Hendy (then just "Peter" to her) back in his TfL days & spoke very highly of him & always with genuine affection. Wish she were here to see it!

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@Baddiel May I humbly suggest Squeeze, "F-Hole" into "Labelled With Love" from East Side Story. Not only a musical transition but the last line of lyrics, "I learnt to play her favorite country songs,
With one or two chords always going wrong" sets up the next track perfectly

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@Otto_English Can't understand why the pic he "took" was so obviously of a TV screen? Does he have Royal Events stored on his Sky Box (obviously not Rishi's as he's not allowed to have one)!!

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@RevRichardColes As someone who worked for both BA & Virgin but on the ground rather than as crew, uniform standards were nearly, if not quite as strict as those who flew. If you wore the uniform, you were all expected to present the same immaculate image!

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@CaravanVlogger Around our way, it fills me with joy to see how inclusive we are as a society. We positively embrace businesses run by those with protected characteristics judging by the number of builder's vans using blue badge spaces...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Susan Hall v Count Binface

Who would you vote for?

RT for Count Binface
Like for Susan Hall

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I've a sneaky suspicion that X is NOT "using this to make my timeline better" when I say I don't like an ad, judging by the fact I still see it every other post for weeks after! Honestly X, I have absolutely NO interest in XXL ladies catsuits from Hemu thank you

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

I see Geert Wilders has publicly abandoned the policy of the Netherlands leaving the EU saying.
" We see from Brexit that all countries are better off within the European Union. The British showed us the consequences of leaving"

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@PickardJE But did he realise that the name of the ship contains letters and if you use some of them & add lots more you get "Joe Biden Was Driving The Ship & Was Drunk & Probably Sacrificing A Child At The Same Time"!! Coincidence? I think not...

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A succession of mostly elderly white males (of all political persuasions) discussing the Diane Abbot case while she herself was present & not called on (allowed) to speak is just peak UK politics. Wouldn't piss on a single one of them if they were on fire!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Lindsay Hoyle ignored Diane Abbott today at #PMQs, either he is a racist too, or he ignored her because he was told to.

Either way, Lindsay Hoyle is not fit to be the Speaker, RT if he has to go.

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@CaravanVlogger I'm going out on a limb here but, I'm going to say...a caravan site?

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@CaravanVlogger Congratulations on gottening so many views. Think 2,000,744 of those views might've been me chuckling at you driving on the wrong side of the road in France! But very well done!

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@07DeMorgan @Feargal_Sharkey @DefraGovUK Q